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    18 Rom-Com Lines So Ridiculous I Can’t Believe They Were Ever Spoken Aloud

    So many of Julia Roberts' lines put the "aw" in awkward.

    There's enough cheese in these lines to start a pizzeria, so brace yourselves, as we're going to review the 15 most ridiculous rom-com lines.

    18. "But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all." —10 Things I Hate About You

    Kat crying in a classroom in "10 Things I Hate About You"

    17. "Why would you want to marry me for, anyhow?" / "So I can kiss you anytime I want." — Sweet Home Alabama

    A young Perry talking to a young Melanie on a beach in "Sweet Home Alabama"

    16. "I know about wanting more. I invented the concept. The question is, how much more?" / "I want the fairy tale." — Pretty Woman

    Vivian in a white shirt in "Pretty Woman"

    15. "I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible." — When Harry Met Sally...

    Harry talking to Sally at a party in "When Harry Met Sally"

    14. "Waiting for you is like waiting for rain in this drought. Useless and disappointing." — A Cinderella Story

    Sam talking in the boy's locker room in "A Cinderella Story"

    13. "I love you...always." — Pretty in Pink

    Blane at the prom in "Pretty in Pink"

    12. "I'd rather fight with you than make love with anyone else." — The Wedding Date

    Nick and Kat after just kissing in "The Wedding Date"

    11. "Nice boys don't kiss like that." / "Oh yes, they fucking do." — Bridget Jones's Diary

    Bridget standing with Mark in the snow in "Bridget Jones's Diary"

    10. “I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.” — Notting Hill

    Anna talking to Will in "Notting Hill"

    9. "It's really funny, actually. Like, I was not into him at first. He used to shoot spit wads at me in Spanish class, which is, like, so junior high. But one night, when I was brushing out my hair, I found this spit wad, but it was really a note, and it said: 'What's up?' And I was like: 'That is so cute.'" — Valentine's Day

    Felicia talking to a news reporter in "Valentine's Day"

    8. “So Margaret, marry me. Because I’d like to date you.” — The Proposal

    Andrew in an office building in "The Proposal"

    7. “He is the cheese to my macaroni.” — Juno

    Juno talking to Paulie on the track field in "Juno"

    6. "Kevin, this is possibly the most adorable creature I've ever been in contact with, and if she turns out even to be as good-looking as a mailbox, I'd be crazy not to turn my life upside down and marry her." — You've Got Mail

    Joe talking to Kevin on the street at night in "You've Got Mail"

    5. "I'll just be hanging around the mistletoe, hoping to be kissed." — Love Actually

    Harry looking at Mia, who's in a red dress, in "Love Actually"

    4. “Any man, anytime, has the chance to sweep a woman off her feet. He just needs the right broom.” — Hitch

    Hitch staring at the screen in "Hitch"

    3. “Is it still raining? I hadn’t noticed.” — Four Weddings and a Funeral

    Carrie talking to Charles in the rain in

    2. “I’m gonna treat you like my own personal jungle gym.” — The Kissing Booth 2

    Elle sitting in a restaurant in "The Kissing Booth 2"

    1. “It’s turkey time. Gobble gobble.” — Gigli

    Larry sitting on a bed with Ricki in "Gigli"

    Do you agree with this list? Are there any other rom-com lines that I missed? Please let me know in the comments section below.