21. The C train
LITERALLY THE WORST TRAIN. As in, voted the worst NYC train for FOUR straight years. It’s loud, slow, it smells and it is ugly. It is a prehistoric beast with no divided seats and handlebars only a dog could hold. Gross.
Equivalent New York experience: Stepping in poop on the sidewalk that is neither discernibly human nor canine.
20. The L train
The L train was pretty chill until about a couple years ago, when it became insufferably crowded with hipsters in the mornings and started shutting down every weekend. When it was running, it killed some nice folks. Service-wise, the L train is officially the new G train.
Equivalent New York experience: Not realizing you made a brunch reservation in the middle of SantaCon.
16. The F train
The F goes to every useless local stop but WHY DOESN’T IT GO TO UNION SQUARE OR ATLANTIC/BARCLAYS. Also the Kentile Floors sign is getting really tired of your shit.
Equivalent New York experience: Driving your Prius to the Gowanus Whole Foods to buy vinyl records.
15. The 1 train
It gets you from door to door, basically — it just takes foreveeeeer.
Equivalent New York experience: Rowing a boat across the pond at Central Park.
14. The B train
That one cool work friend who’ll chill with you at happy hour during the week, but doesn’t think you’re hip enough to go out with on the weekends.
Equivalent New York experience: Sitting in the front row at the movies because you didn’t realize it would be so crowded.
13. The A train
Gets you to the airport and the beach, but not without having to get off and get back on because you accidentally got on the Lefferts-bound and not the Rockaways-bound.
Equivalent New York experience: Going to Shake Shack.
10. The D train
D stands for “delightful,” maybe. ESPECIALLY that long uninterrupted stretch between Grand St. and Atlantic. Possibly the best Brooklyn/Manhattan crossing you could ask for.
Equivalent New York experience: Elevator in your building.
8. The 2 train
You’re hot and you’re cold / You’re yes and you’re no / In Manhattan you’re fast / But in the Bronx you’re so slow
Equivalent New York experience: Having a super amazing OkCupid date but then they never text you again.
6. The G train
No, hear us out: What the G train lacks in speed or flair, it makes up for in rustic charm. The G is the only way to get from north to south Brooklyn, and even when it’s fucked up, it’ll take care of you. Also, you can’t pull any bullshit on the G train: One time someone was holding the doors on a train I was on, and the conductor hit the brakes, yelled “oh HELL no,” got out and got rid of the guy, then got back into the conductor booth thing like nothing had happened. Bad. ASS.
Equivalent New York experience: The guy with the cat on his head.
3. The N train
I love your convenient local stops. I love how you’re always there when I need you. I love your scenic cityscapes from the Manhattan Bridge. N train, I think I love you.
Equivalent New York experience: Finding a $20 bill on the sidewalk.
2. The 7 train
The 7 has great views and will take you to Flushing and Citifield, and getting quickly from Times Square to Grand Central is underrated. And it has a cool green sign that tells you via SHAPES if it’s local or express.
Equivalent New York experience: Making friends with the nice old lady who sells tamales on your corner.
1. The Q train
What’s to like about the Q train? Oh, ONLY it’s super fast, it’s always clean, it makes the best stops, and it has a cool letter. And it was ranked the best train in NYC last year, so it’s official.
Equivalent New York experience: Rent control in the West Village.
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