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Going Out In College Vs. Going Out Now

I think I'm gonna call it a night. I had the LONGEST day.

Walking into your college bar:

Walking into the bar now:

Party timeline in college: 11 p.m. until WHENEVER!!!1!!!

Now: Dude, that's so late though.

Watching your friend do body shots in college:

Watching people do body shots now:

Your going-out strategy, college:

The point of going out now:

College: The more crowded the bar, the better!

Now: But how are you supposed to HEAR?

In college: bragging about how many drinks you had.

Now: bragging about how you were in bed before midnight.

Hitting on people at college bars:

Hitting on people now:

How you felt about bar bathrooms in college: whatever.

Going into a gross bar bathroom now:

Your drink of choice in your college days:

Your drink of choice now:

If a college bar didn't have food: more room for alcohol!


Doing Jäger shots in college:

Drinking Jäger now:

How you felt about going to a trendy bar in college:

How you feel at a trendy bar now:

At the end of the night, college era:

At the end of your night now:

The next morning in college: reflecting on how epic it was.

The next morning, now: