Expectation: What you'll pick to eat at the dining hall.
Expectation: Going to a party.
Expectation: Weekend plans.
Expectation: Spring break.
Expectation: Taking an 8 a.m. class will give me a jump on the day!
Expectation: Money from your parents forever!
Expectation: This laptop will make it so much easier to take notes in class!
When the teacher asks if you understood the syllabus:
Expectation: Being asked on a date.
Everyone freshman year: pre-med!
Reality after taking orgo:
Expectation: Reading Foucault.
Expectation: Studying for finals.
Expectation: When you run out of clean underwear.
Expectation: Freshman year.