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19 Photos That Prove Fencing Is Metal As Hell

Soft-tipped swords, hard-ass attitude.

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Most of us think of fencing as weird swordfighting for rich people to do inside private gyms in their posh mansions.

James Bond was all about fencing. Fencing handsomely.
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James Bond was all about fencing. Fencing handsomely.

Well, we're wrong. Fencing, which is going on at the Rio Olympics right now, is a tremendous athletic activity, and it's actually completely badass.

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First of all, fencing is one of only FIVE activities that have been featured in every single modern Olympics (alongside athletics, cycling, swimming, and gymnastics).

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Fencing requires agility on your feet and tons of leg strength, because you're constantly in a squatting position. Olympic fencers typically train between four and seven hours per day, five to six days a week.

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This is what the individual épée rounds look like.

Whoa.
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Whoa.

It's like a beautiful ballet. Except the ballet dancers have SWORDS.

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You wear these cool AF electronic masks that look like they're straight out of Star Wars.

They register every instance of your opponent's weapon making contact with your suit.
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They register every instance of your opponent's weapon making contact with your suit.

And the uniforms are fly as hell.

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You compete on this crazy stick of gum looking thing called a piste.

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And the fencers move so quickly that it looks like a cool '80s music video.

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You've probably seen a fencing weapon before, but up close, they look straight out of the Middle Ages.

Individual fencing bouts consist of three 3-minute rounds, or until one of the competitors scores 15 points by striking their opponent with one of these bad boys.
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Individual fencing bouts consist of three 3-minute rounds, or until one of the competitors scores 15 points by striking their opponent with one of these bad boys.

In épée fencing, the ENTIRE BODY is a target.

That's right, head to freakin' toe.
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That's right, head to freakin' toe.

In fact, this is what women fencers have to wear to protect their chests.

Looks super comfy!
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Looks super comfy!

Think football players celebrate too wildly? Well, fencers are famous for their intense screams.

Here's a good montage.
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Here's a good montage.

And their reactions are priceless.

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Let's just face it: None of us will ever look this cool doing anything.

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It's a good old-fashioned duel.

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Fuck yeah, fencing.

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*metal hand emoji*

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