1. When she bonded with Kirstie Alley.
2. That time she graciously allowed some random pop singer to escort her around.
3. And then when she allowed Taylor to be her co-model in this Vogue spread.
4. When she launched her amazing stand-up career.
5. And decades later, she's still delivering the world's greatest one-liners.
6. When she had Adele record her THE BEST VOICEMAIL MESSAGE EVER.
7. When she made Benedict Cumberbatch crack up.
8. And gently dragged Beyoncé...
9. ...and her own wife.
10. When she replaced the cigarettes on Mad Men with party favors.
11. When she showered Kristen Bell with adorable sloth gifts.
12. That time she REALLY scared Kristen Wiig.
13. And when she made Justin Bieber almost pee his Calvins.
14. ...and terrified Taylor Swift so much she fell to the floor.
15. ...And again...
16. ...and again.
17. When she made us realize the ACTUAL MEANING of the Oscars.
18. And when she had pizzas delivered and everyone went INSANE.
You know my motto- give the people what they want.