2. The aisles are organized based on the most important essentials.
8. You’re an adult and you still totally want to drive the Harris Teeter race car shopping cart.
12. Mr. Teeter carries the most important imported delicacies.
20. A Very Important Customer discount card will save you actual tons of money.
21. Subs are an important part of any grocery store, and Harris Teeter nails it.
22. It’s so good, people will brave blizzards just to shop there.
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