18 Sex Toys You'll Probably Want To Get Your Hands (And Some Other Things) On ASAP

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1. A waterproof Soraya 2 vibe for stimulating both your clitoris and your G-spot. It's made of silky smooth silicone and has 12 mind-blowing vibration settings.

Lelo

Promising review: "There are no words. I had an out-of-body experience, but you must understand this is to enhance, not replace. Seriously enjoyed the hands-free aspect although the buttons may take some getting used to. If you are at all sensitive I suggest starting on the lower settings." —Tinkerbaby

Get it from Lelo for $186.15 (originally $219; available in three colors).

2. A waterproof, rechargeable We-Vibe couples vibrator with dual stimulation that'll be as ready as you are for the best night ever.

Amazon

Promising review: "Great array of settings for the price. It's been really nice to have a leave-in toy to keep our hands free." —Amazon Customer

Get it from Amazon for $61.67.

3. A Womanizer Pro for anyone who gets desensitized or numb to direct clitoral stimulation after a while. This toy has touchless stimulation so it never actually touches your clitoris directly, just the area around it, making for the best slow climax of your life!

Amazon

Promising review: "I. LOVE. THIS. TOY. I work in an adult store, and have tried just about every toy you can imagine. I'm really big on direct rumbly clitoral stimulation and regularly use the Hitachi Magic Wand. I actually PREFER the Womanizer Pro40 over my Magic Wand. My Womanizer not only gets me off faster than the Magic Wand but it also doesn't numb me out (aka overstimulate the nerves)." —Dovahqueen

Get it from Amazon for $99 (available in three colors).

4. A quiet dual motor vibrator packaged with a small remote so you or your partner can control all the fun.

amazon.com

Promising review: "I got this about a month ago for Valentine's Day for my girlfriend. She loves it! We usually only use the constant vibration settings, but the three different levels of intensity allow her to switch it up depending on how she is feeling that day." —Zachary

Get it from Amazon for $27.69.

5. A mini wand vibrator designed with 20 vibration settings, a flexible head, and high quality silicone grip to prove once and for all that good things cum in small packages!

Amazon

Promising review: "This was an early Valentine's gift from my boyfriend. Holy moly this thing blew my mind! It's not too big and not too small. The intermittent vibrating is definitely the key. Don't think I have had the big O like that in a long time!" —Maddiemae

Get it from Amazon for $34.95 (available in five colors).

6. A vibrating waterproof cock ring with a nine-speed remote control that'll give "if you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it" a whole new meaning!

Amazon

Promising review: "My wife and I have used all kinds of toys, but this one is amazing. Most are not enjoyable for both of us at the same time or offer this much diversity. So small but so powerful and so many different speeds to switch it up. While other rings have a bullet sitting sideways, this one hits all the right spots. Made our time much more fun!" —Amazon Customer

Get it from Amazon for $25.10 (also available in pink).

7. A hands-free Eva II vibrator to fit snuggly under your labia so you can use your hands to hold onto... well other things!

Dame

This toy is waterproof, is made of medical-grade silicone, has a three-speed motor, and comes with a charging case.

Promising review: "I bought this with the intention of using it underneath my harness and it is absolutely wonderful. Makes for very fun partner play!" —Danielle W.

Get it from Dame for $135 (available in two colors).

8. A cult-classic rabbit vibe designed to hit your G-spot and probably your A, B and C spot too! You'll have sex hare for days!

Amazon

Promising review: "Oh. My. God. AMAZING! Super soft, flexible and the varying speeds and alternating vibrating functions had my partner in a constant state of eye-rolling orgasms! She even squirted! I have NEVER had as much fun with a toy as I have with this one. Well worth the price. You will not regret this purchase!—Amazon Customer

Get it from Amazon for $24.99.

9. A quiet tulip-shaped vibrator with 10 settings that'll have your partner's back ~blooming~ into a full arch.

Amazon

Promising review: "This product is great for first-time users. There are a ton of settings and it is so easy to use! Absolutely loved the packaging and the size of the toy is great for bringing on the go. I would highly recommend this toy to anyone in the market for something new!" —Amazon Customer

Get it from Amazon $44.99+ (available in three colors).

10. A Satisfyer Pro 2 with 11 sucking modes ranging from gentle to intense to have you cumming back for more each time.

Amazon

Promising review: "This is, by far, the best clitoral stimulator I have ever had the chance to try. Ladies, I would recommend this for any of you who prefer clitoral stimulation. It has plenty of settings, but even the first setting is enough for me to have an orgasm almost immediately. It's completely waterproof and very easy to clean!" —Amazon Customer

Get it from Amazon for $39.93.

Check out our post on this clit-sucking Satisfyer Pro 2 here!

11. A red hot pair of faux-fur handcuffs with a velvet cloth blindfold, because they don't call it cuffing season for nothing!

Amazon

Promising review: "Works great. Exactly as you would expect. The chain is just a touch on the lightweight side. I imagine they could be forcibly broken if you really wanted to, but for a consensual play date, both the mask and cuffs worked great." —Amazon Customer

Get them from Amazon for $13.99 (available in three colors).

12. A necklace vibrator so you can feel sexy and discreet while wearing really any outfit.

Amazon

Promising review: "I was NOT expecting this little thing to be as insanely powerful as it is. For such a compact vibe, it embodies the phrase 'packs a punch.' The first setting is already powerful enough, the second and third settings are basically turbo and Mach 5. I definitely recommend it if you're a power queen." —Amazon Customer

Get it from Amazon for $69+ (available in three finishes).

13. A flexible tongue vibrator designed to simulate the best oral of your life. It's gonna be clit.

Amazon

Promising review: "Love the feeling of this little purple gem! The material is soft and flexible. The charging port and buttons are covered, which allows it to be used in the tub or shower. The different vibration speeds provide a lot of options! It comes with a nice little carrying case that is perfect for stashing in the corner of a suitcase for a little extra vacation fun solo or with a partner." —Amazon Customer

Get it from Amazon for $23.99.

14. A "holy heck that's amazing" vibrating cock ring that clit owners around the world literally swear by.

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Promising review: "This sleek and visually appealing ring goes on and is removed easily, has multiple quality, strong functions, all of which are very stimulating, and definitely makes both of us very satisfied. It has a texture on the female's side of it that gently grips onto your...spot and stays in place in spite of all the motion and movement. The vibrations are powerful, with a range of strength and pulsations. It's easy to clean. Conveniently, it comes with a USB charger, so no batteries are ever needed. This is an excellent product, and I would highly recommend it to those shopping for a ring." —Amazon Customer

Get it from Amazon for $29.99+ (available in three colors)

15. A pair of sexy boxer briefs that'll double as a harness and packer for anyone who is tired of strap-ons being the most uncomfortable thing ever invented!

Amazon

Promising review: "I hate wearing strap-ons but this underwear made me enjoy it again. Great for anyone who needs one but I think it's especially great for Queer/GNC/Trans people." —Amazon Customer

Get it from Amazon for $54.99 (available in sizes XXS–3X).

16. A four-piece anal plug set for anyone looking to ~expand their horizons~ in the bedroom if you will. This kit is sure to help you, no ifs, ands, or butts, about it!

Amazon

Promising review: "I was very nervous to try something new. After gathering up my courage I submitted my order for this set. When the toys arrived I immediately noticed that they are a very high quality. The supplied lube worked wonders. Overall I am very pleased!" —Amazon Customer

Get it from Amazon for $16.99 (also available in purple).

17. An oral sex simulator that'll rotate, vibrate, and use 12 different settings to simulate a tongue-like sensation.

Lelo

Get it from Lelo for $169 (available in three colors).

18. A Bellesa Boutique Diosa made with velvety-smooth silicone curves and seven vibe settings ranging from “oh…” to “OMG!"

Bellesa Boutique

FWIW: Bellesa Boutique is a sex toy company run by women!

Extra fun facts: The girth is 4 inches, the length is 6.5 inches, and the insertable length is 4.25 inches.

Promising review: "This toy gave me my first ever dual-induced orgasm. Changed my world. I've never had the experience of reaching climax both through insertion and through clit stimulation at the same time. This toy is gorgeous, work of art, even with that said, it still finds a way to feel better than it looks." —Gia

Get it from Bellesa Boutique for $109 (also available in black).

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The reviews for this post have been edited for length and clarity.