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1.A purse organizer so when you're going about your *busy life* you can easily (and quickly!) find your phone, wallet, keys, etc!
2.A set of dishwasher cleaning tablets, because you're so grownup actually doing your dishes these days, but you haven't thought about all the GUNK that's been building up in your dishwasher because of it. Clean the thing that cleans other things!
3.A non-slip fridge liner so your can give yourself an added layer of protection against messy food. Because being older means cleaning up after yourself.
4.A pair of oversized leaf scoops for your hands so you can clear your yard in record time. Not to mention make a very appropriate leaf pile to jump in!
5.And the Bag Butler, which can help you fill a 30-42 gallon bag with leaves without bending over or holding the bag. As a full-fledged elder of the community now, you also experience back pain. So with these, you just rake leaves right in!
6.A fabric shaver, because in order to trick everyone into thinking you are a ~business professional~ you have to actually take care of your clothes and appearance.
7.A set of bedsheet suspenders that'll clip and grip your sheets so they stay secure around your mattress. Now you can fake like you make your bed every morning when in reality it make itself!
8.A set of Schtick dermaplaning razors, because you have bills to pay now and can't afford to go get your brows waxed all the time. Let's be frank, you want to do them yourself anyway.
9.A visually stunning hanger stacker so you can spend an entire Sunday spring cleaning your closet for five hours, and end up with long-term organizational solutions. Only grown-ups brag about this kind of stuff.
10.A 60 minute visual timer, because even adults (especially adults!?) have a hard time focusing on individual tasks. This is a visual reminder that time is passing by pretty quickly! A good reminder in general, I'd say.
11.A reusable cover for your sweeper, because you mop a lot more these days (your mom is smiling rn I swear) and it actually makes you happy. What makes you even happier is chucking this thing in the laundry and calling it a day.
12.A personal password book because, like me, you keep adding a number to the end of your passwords and you've lost count and also lost sleep. Just keep your passwords all in one place so when you do forget, you'll be glad it's just a page away in your drawer.
13.A mini fabric steamer so you can trick the world into thinking your clothes never get wrinkly because you are responsible and hang them up after doing laundry. (Lol, can't relate).
14.A comfy, memory foam chair cushion, because you're a grown-up with a desk job now and all of a sudden a ton of back pain too? These are also great for commuters who drive to work and need some physical (and emotional) support while stuck in traffic.
15.A wine stain remover that'll magically erase that glass of merlot you spilled on your way to the kitchen to grab more snacks. It happens to the best of us, but no one has to know!
16.Some silicone stretch lid covers because you finally made food at home instead of ordering out and now you have to store your food properly so it doesn't go to waste. Speaking of waste, these will help rid your life of one-use plastics!
17.A foldable drying rack so you can finally stop damaging those delicate articles of clothing by throwing them in the dryer. Your underwear has holes now and you only have yourself to blame, ok!
18.An Instant Pot for the grownup who doesn't actually know how to cook but needs to eat three nutritious meals a day like the doctor ordered. This Instant Pot does it all! Rice? Check. Chili? Check. Chicken Noodle Soup? Check.
19.A 15-pack of meal prep containers because nothing says "functional adult" like a grown-up lunch box you can bring to work made up of all the major food groups.
20.A water bottle that'll make you want to stay hydrated with it's fun movable rings game. Once you drink past a color band you get to move it to the top like a freakin' champion.
22.A cascading file wall to keep all the important bills, receipts, photographs, and mail you have strewn about the house organized and in one place — and easy to find later on.
23.A set of four packing cubes so you can kiss goodbye the days of sitting on top of your luggage to get it to close shut. Apparently functioning people calmly zip their luggage and make it to the airport on time. (Again, can't relate.)