Anyways, the movie's starting and I'm just looking at this little town of Genovia like I'm freaking Belle.
🎶 Little town, it's a quiet village. Every day like the one before... 🎶
🎶 Little toooooown, full of little people...waking up to saaaaay 🎶
🎶 WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO GET A YOU PICK TWO DEAL AT PANERA?!?! 🎶
Yes, my friends. There's a royal Panera Bread right in the heart of Genovia.
How did I ever miss this?! It's LITERALLY right there and it's a very important backdrop throughout the movie. Royal dignitaries from around the globe perched themselves right at this very Panera, wondering why there were crumbs on their seats probably:
Here's this miserable guy who tried to rob Mia of her power and probably doesn't even fucking like sandwiches jusssssst chillin' in front of that Panera umbrella like an average Genovian:
You know, you'd probably get more tourists to Genovia if you advertised this somewhere! It's nowhere to be found on the Genovian tourism site: