1. This A+ meme showing Cheryl's growth:
If you don't Then you don't love me deserve me at my at my (#Riverdale) https://t.co/TNlSn2hVzG
2. This hilarious and perfect mic drop...
*Hal admits to being the BH* me: omg alice is going to be so scared and sad alice: lol u literally suck at being a serial killer oh and I fucked fp *mic drop* #riverdale
3. ...because FP is a REAL FUCKING MAN...
When Alice told Hal about how her and FP slept together and saying that FP is a REAL MAN 😂😂😂👏 #Falice #Riverdale
4. ...once more for the people in the back!!!!
Queen Alice 🐍: “I STEPPED OUT ON YOU WITH FP, WHO IN EVERY WAY THAT YOU'RE NOT, IS A REAL MAN” me: #Riverdale
5. This spot-on comparison:
‘I suggest you run whilst you still can. I only miss when I mean to.’ #riverdale
6. This very valid medical assessment about Jughead from Lili Reinhart's aunt:
“I would say, as a nurse, his condition is critical.” -my aunt #Riverdale
7. This literal thirst tweet about Sweet Pea:
me whenever sweet pea gets angry in riverdale
8. This WAY TOO SOON joke that only Marvel AND Riverdale fans will get:
Betty i don't feel so good. 😭 #Riverdale
9. This FACT about Cheryl Blossom being the most extra...
I want to be as extra as Cheryl Blossom getting attacked by a serial killer and still having time to put on a cape #riverdale
10. ...and everything about her perfect red Serpents jacket:
we love the queen of being extra 🐍 #riverdale
11. This very accurate cinematic comparison:
#Riverdale Black hood: you have 10 minutes to come Betty or... Betty:
12. This hot AF pic of the Riverdale dads coming to the damn rescue:
"Hot #Riverdale dads" we been knew, Kevin.
13. THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS I'M CRYING THIS:
Jug : « I just want to let you that I love you. I’ll never stop loving you! » Me : #Riverdale
14. This extreme truth about being a Riverdale fan:
I AM IN THE LOOP AND THIS LOOP IS EMOTIONALLY DRAINING. #Riverdale
15. This photo evidence of me after I watched the episode last night:
ME TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT WILL HAPPEN ON THE NEXT EPISODE: #Riverdale
16. LITERALLY FUCKING EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS:
My life after watching #Riverdale
17. And, of course, this ultimate troll tweet because of course Jughead Jones is alive. Right? RIGHT? RIGHT???!!!???
Grateful, thank you #riverdale