Skip To Content

    Literally Just 17 Hilarious Tweets About This Week's "Riverdale" Episode

    SO MANY SPOILERS.

    1. This A+ meme showing Cheryl's growth:

    If you don't Then you don't love me deserve me at my at my (#Riverdale) https://t.co/TNlSn2hVzG

    2. This hilarious and perfect mic drop...

    *Hal admits to being the BH* me: omg alice is going to be so scared and sad alice: lol u literally suck at being a serial killer oh and I fucked fp *mic drop* #riverdale

    3. ...because FP is a REAL FUCKING MAN...

    When Alice told Hal about how her and FP slept together and saying that FP is a REAL MAN πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ #Falice #Riverdale

    4. ...once more for the people in the back!!!!

    Queen Alice 🐍: β€œI STEPPED OUT ON YOU WITH FP, WHO IN EVERY WAY THAT YOU'RE NOT, IS A REAL MAN” me: #Riverdale

    5. This spot-on comparison:

    β€˜I suggest you run whilst you still can. I only miss when I mean to.’ #riverdale

    6. This very valid medical assessment about Jughead from Lili Reinhart's aunt:

    β€œI would say, as a nurse, his condition is critical.” -my aunt #Riverdale

    7. This literal thirst tweet about Sweet Pea:

    me whenever sweet pea gets angry in riverdale

    8. This WAY TOO SOON joke that only Marvel AND Riverdale fans will get:

    Betty i don't feel so good. 😭 #Riverdale

    9. This FACT about Cheryl Blossom being the most extra...

    I want to be as extra as Cheryl Blossom getting attacked by a serial killer and still having time to put on a cape #riverdale

    10. ...and everything about her perfect red Serpents jacket:

    we love the queen of being extra 🐍 #riverdale

    11. This very accurate cinematic comparison:

    12. This hot AF pic of the Riverdale dads coming to the damn rescue:

    13. THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS I'M CRYING THIS:

    Jug : Β« I just want to let you that I love you. I’ll never stop loving you! Β» Me : #Riverdale

    14. This extreme truth about being a Riverdale fan:

    I AM IN THE LOOP AND THIS LOOP IS EMOTIONALLY DRAINING. #Riverdale

    15. This photo evidence of me after I watched the episode last night:

    ME TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT WILL HAPPEN ON THE NEXT EPISODE: #Riverdale

    16. LITERALLY FUCKING EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS:

    17. And, of course, this ultimate troll tweet because of course Jughead Jones is alive. Right? RIGHT? RIGHT???!!!???