Much like 5-year-olds everywhere and people with good film taste, I am obsessed with Moana.
It is CERTAINLY the greatest Disney movie of the last five years and among the greats of all time.
If you think Frozen is better than Moana please block me I genuinely don’t want to be friends you’re WRONG
Anyways, because a large part of my time on the internet is spent looking at Disney things — I came across this Moana doll and I'M LOSING MY DAMN MIND:
This Moana has seen things!!!!
SHE KNOWS TOO MUCH!!!!
SHE IS. QUITE LITERALLY. SHOOK.
She's possessed!
Or haunted!
Or worse...maybe she just went to college!
SEND HELP!!!
