This is Bob Saget, aka America's favorite television father Danny Tanner.
This is the Cholulua Hot Sauce woman, aka literal mascot of hot sauce. But Bob Saget thinks it's him:
Seriously, I do not remember posing for this.
Some shut him down right away due to their personal vendettas against Danny Tanner and/or their personal adoration of hot sauce:
Umm no, @bobsaget get a life and stay away from my #hotsauce https://t.co/O4trEeTyUh
Others remarked that Miss Cholula actually resembles Bob's Full House co-star John Stamos instead:
But some have seen the resemblance and are very passionate about it:
Anyone that doesn't think this looks like Bob Saget better be prepared to fight me to the death! #Cholula
Let's take a closer look...
OKAY, I AM OFFICIALLY CONVINCED AND 100% SHOOKETH AND THERE'S ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO SAY:
