It's almost Halloween, which means Hocus Pocus season is still in effect:
If you're like me and you've already watched it approx. 12,000 times, here are some jokes that'll make you laugh out loud:
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No woman in the history of film has ever been as horny as Sarah Sanderson in Hocus Pocus
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Thackery not Zachary RT to save a life #HocusPocus #Binx
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me: I watch hocus pocus for the plot the plot:
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thackery binx’s friends probably just call him thack
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Way to go, Max, couldn’t help yourself smh 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 *VIRGIN* 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 #HocusPocus #31NightsOfHalloween
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winifred sanderson when max lit the black flame candle https://t.co/HnlWoi5zYf
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Me, hiding under the bed: Armed robber: Twist the bones and bend the back. Me: Armed robber: Trim thee of thine baby fat me: *sweats profusely* armed robber: Give him fur as black as black, just.. Me: ..LIKE...THISSSSS
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When it’s october 30th and a virgin lights the black flame candle
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hocus pocus is about three old witches reminding a teenage boy hes a virgin every chance they get
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it’s spooky time and that means my crush on max dennison from hocus pocus returns
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The Sanderson Sisters first sip of children’s youth in 300 years after being set free from a black flamed candle lit by a virgin
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Instead of asking if you're a virgin I usually prefer to say, "So would you or wouldn't you be able to light the black flame candle?"
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Me about to watch Hocus pocus for the 1,200 time