29 Questions I Have After The "Game Of Thrones" Season 5 Finale

SPOILERS AHEAD.

Another season of Game of Thrones is over, and like any good cliffhanger, the latest episode left many unanswered questions, like...

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1. Why did Sam desert Jon when he clearly desperately needed an ally?

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Crows before Gillys, Sam.

2. Has Brienne just been staring at Winterfell, waiting for Sansa to light that candle, this whole time?

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BTW it was a cruel joke to have Sansa light it just as Brienne was turning away, YOU MONSTERS.

3. Why was Stannis surprised that most of his army deserted him and his wife killed herself after he BURNED THEIR DAUGHTER ALIVE?!??!

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TOO LATE, STANNIS. TOO LATE.

4. And how did Stannis think it would be a good idea to march on Winterfell with his diminished army?

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This is what you get for being a stubborn ass, Stannis.

5. And does this mean PRECIOUS BABY SHIREEN DIED FOR NOTHING?!??!

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Melisandre got it so wrong.

6. But is Stannis actually dead?

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We didn't see the kill shot, which is not like Game of Thrones.

7. And why the fuck is Ramsay Bolton still alive?!?!

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Please say it's so Sansa can get her own sweet revenge. Please.

8. But wait – IS PRECIOUS BABY SANSA STILL ALIVE??!?!??!?!?!??!!!

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Oh and Theon too, I guess.

9. Is Arya ever going to be able to recover from this shit?

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Oh, I know the answer to this one. No. The answer is no.

10. Did Jaqen H'ghar die, or was he pretending to be that mean girl all along?

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And if so, who the hell died?

11. IS ARYA GOING TO BE OK?!?!??!?!

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Please. Please. Please.

12. Why exactly was Myrcella happy that Jaime was her dad?

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It's not like he's ever shown her affection or anything. Also, there's the whole uncle thing.

13. Why was Jaime suddenly happy to be her dad when he has literally never GAF before?

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Guess he's getting sentimental these days.

14. Did Myrcella actually die?

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Probably tbh.

15. How did these guys get out of that fighting pit mess when Daenerys was like BAI BITCHES and abandoned them on the back of her dragon?

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It was a bit rude of her lbr.

16. Is Drogon going to be OK?

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I just need the dragons to be OK, OK?

17. Are these guys the kind of Dothraki who want to kneel down to Khaleesi, or do they want to murder her where she stands?

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It's the latter isn't it.

18. Why did we get a FrankenMountain, but still no Lady Stoneheart?

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Although at least one mother will apparently get her revenge.

19. Is Ser Davos going to be OK??!?!

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Same, Ser Davos. Same.

20. And BTW, where the hell is Gendry?!?!

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He better come back.

21. And what actually happened to Uncle Benjen?

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His name crops up when it's convenient to the plot.

22. And what's happening with the Tyrells?

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You gave us nothing!

23. And King Tommen?

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He's just hiding in bed with Ser Pounce, isn't he?

24. And WHERE THE HELL WAS GHOST?!?!

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He would have been real handy in 3... 2... 1...

25. Just... WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!??!

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Seriously. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!??!?!

26. JON SNOW IS GOING TO BE OK, RIGHT?!?!?!?!?

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You can't kill him off. You just can't.

27. DID HE WARG INTO GHOST?!?!

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Can Jon Snow even do that on the show? If so, is he gonna be stuck in Ghost?

28. OR IS MELISANDRE GOING TO SAVE HIM?!?!

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Why else would she show up at Castle Black just in time for Jon to be Caesered?

29. BECAUSE HE'S GOING TO BE FINE RIGHT?!?!?!

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RIGHT?!?! RIGHT?!??!?!

Who am I kidding idk anymore this show has broken me.

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Until next season...