14 Things That Have Already Happened In 2014

Greetings from the future (aka Australia and New Zealand).

1. New Zealand got in before everyone.

❅ holly ❅

@spankingziall

IF YOU’RE NOT IN NEW ZEALAND YOU’RE SO LAST YEAR

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♡Tegan♡

@IdklukeB

HAPPY NEW YEARS FROM NEW ZEALAND OMFG. I WASN’T READY FOR THIS

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madison white

@beautymagic108

Happy new year from New Zealand í ¼í¾‰í ¼í¾Š

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أيمن اليحيى

@ayma_an

Auckland, New Zealand #2014 right now! Happy new year

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2. But Australia wasn’t to be outdone for long.

It is Officially 2014 in Australia!

— Alissa♥ (@itsalissahh_le)

Alissa♥

@itsalissahh_le

It is Officially 2014 in Australia!

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ITS 2014 IN AUSTRALIA AND 2013 EVERYWHERE ELSE

— ~beyonce~ (@iloveyouzaynx)

~beyonce~

@iloveyouzaynx

ITS 2014 IN AUSTRALIA AND 2013 EVERYWHERE ELSE

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Happy New Year from Australia!

— Claire Holt (@MissClaireHolt)

Claire Holt

@MissClaireHolt

Happy New Year from Australia!

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Happy new year Australia! To the rest of the world: IT'S THE APOCALYPSE KILL YOURSELVES NOW IT'S ALLL OVER ARRRRGGHHHHHH

— Thomas Jaspers (@thomasjohn86)

Thomas Jaspers

@thomasjohn86

Happy new year Australia! To the rest of the world: IT’S THE APOCALYPSE KILL YOURSELVES NOW IT’S ALLL OVER ARRRRGGHHHHHH

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3. There were lots of fireworks.

Fireworks @ my house! HAPPPY NEW YEAR everyone

— momes. (@xoxomomilani)

momes.

@xoxomomilani

Fireworks @ my house! HAPPPY NEW YEAR everyone í ½í¸Ší ¼í¾Ší ¼í¾‰

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Midnight fireworks lit up the sky! #NYESYD

— City of Sydney (@cityofsydney)

City of Sydney

@cityofsydney

Midnight fireworks lit up the sky! #NYESYD

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Happy New Year in Sydney, Australia #2014 #EarthPics

— Google Earth Pics (@GoogleEarthPics)

Google Earth Pics

@GoogleEarthPics

Happy New Year in Sydney, Australia #2014 #EarthPics

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4. A giant eye appeared on the Sydney Harbour Bridge and it kinda freaked everyone out.

another clear illuminati eye on the Sydney harbour bridge for new years eve... #IlluminatiWishingUsAHappyNewYear!!

— الله أكبر (@ASlaveOfAllah_)

الله أكبر

@ASlaveOfAllah_

another clear illuminati eye on the Sydney harbour bridge for new years eve… #IlluminatiWishingUsAHappyNewYear!!

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The Eye on the Sydney Harbour Bridge represents inescapable corporate and government surveillance of everyone on the planet. Happy New Year!

— ABCnewsIntern (@ABCnewsIntern)

ABCnewsIntern

@ABCnewsIntern

The Eye on the Sydney Harbour Bridge represents inescapable corporate and government surveillance of everyone on the planet. Happy New Year!

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WHY IS THERE AN EYE ON THE SYDNEY HARBOUR BRIDGE THE GOVERNMENT IS WATCHING US ILLUMINATEH

— ; joshua (@_idletalk)

; joshua

@_idletalk

WHY IS THERE AN EYE ON THE SYDNEY HARBOUR BRIDGE THE GOVERNMENT IS WATCHING US
ILLUMINATEH

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The giant eye on the bridge is a bit creepy. #abcnye

— Jeremy Sear (@jeremysear)

Jeremy Sear

@jeremysear

The giant eye on the bridge is a bit creepy. #abcnye

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It's the eye of Sauron on the Sydney Harbour Bridge. We're doomed. Oh, Mr Frodo! #ABCNYE #NYE

— Dan (@Dan_Meijer)

Dan

@Dan_Meijer

It’s the eye of Sauron on the Sydney Harbour Bridge. We’re doomed. Oh, Mr Frodo! #ABCNYE #NYE

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5. Fangirls and boys wasted no time.

@Harry_Styles HAPPY NEW YEAR YOU CURLY FUCKER I LOVE YOU IT'S 2014 LET'S HAVE SEX

— ♡B♡ (@snowflakeharry)

♡B♡

@snowflakeharry

@Harry_Styles HAPPY NEW YEAR YOU CURLY FUCKER I LOVE YOU IT’S 2014 LET’S HAVE SEX

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@Louis_Tomlinson it's already 2014 in New Zealand so I just wanna wish you a happy new year and all the best for 2014. & thank u. I love u.x

— hello 2014. (@niamninjas)

hello 2014.

@niamninjas

@Louis_Tomlinson it’s already 2014 in New Zealand so I just wanna wish you a happy new year and all the best for 2014. & thank u. I love u.x

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MY FIRST TWEET OF 2014 GOES TO @justinbieber I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND SEEING YOU IN 2013 WAS THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE. THANK YOU

— karla (@jdbspark)

karla

@jdbspark

MY FIRST TWEET OF 2014 GOES TO @justinbieber I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND SEEING YOU IN 2013 WAS THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE. THANK YOU

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@James_Yammouni HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM NEW ZEALAND JAMES ❤️ follow me for the first day of 2014 please ily #NewYearsMEGAMIX 135

— mary_young (@maryyoung2011)

mary_young

@maryyoung2011

@James_Yammouni HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM NEW ZEALAND JAMES ❤️ follow me for the first day of 2014 please ily í ½í¸ #NewYearsMEGAMIX 135

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@Michael5SOS it's 2014 and you haven't followed me yet

— (@Razzannn)

@Razzannn

@Michael5SOS it’s 2014 and you haven’t followed me yet

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6. A lot of important firsts were documented.

First mozzie bite of 2014

— Christopher C (@chriscorneschi)

Christopher C

@chriscorneschi

First mozzie bite of 2014

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The first thing I did in 2014 was organise to hang out with one of my friends

— Heather (@_wtfheather)

Heather

@_wtfheather

The first thing I did in 2014 was organise to hang out with one of my friends

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First word of 2014: Fuck.

— bro michael (@DoyinOreagba16)

bro michael

@DoyinOreagba16

First word of 2014: Fuck.

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first bowl of coco pops for 2014 it feels good

— ℤ ♔ (@wanderlustzayn)

ℤ ♔

@wanderlustzayn

first bowl of coco pops for 2014 it feels good

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First pee of 2014 hehehehhe

— Laura (@laura_benga)

Laura

@laura_benga

First pee of 2014 hehehehhe

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(My first twitter dot com joke of 2014)

— Chris Brow (@chrisbrownie)

Chris Brow

@chrisbrownie

(My first twitter dot com joke of 2014)

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7. And the “first selfie of 2014” trend began.

First Selfie of 2014 yo

— brooke (@heyyitsbroooke)

brooke

@heyyitsbroooke

First Selfie of 2014 yo

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Waited up for the New Year. Have my first selfie of 2014. Ex oh.

— Miriam Adams (@MimiAdams)

Miriam Adams

@MimiAdams

Waited up for the New Year. Have my first selfie of 2014. Ex oh.

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First selfie of 2014 with some of my best fuckin friends

— hol (@juratobitch)

hol

@juratobitch

First selfie of 2014 with some of my best fuckin friends

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FIRST SELFIE OF 2014 WITH THE BAE

— (@soberlovatos)

@soberlovatos

FIRST SELFIE OF 2014 WITH THE BAE í ½í²•

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Took a selfie in the first second of 2014 Eating a frozen Mars bar

— (@emilyooh)

@emilyooh

Took a selfie in the first second of 2014 Eating a frozen Mars bar

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first selfie of 2014

— TYSM MIKEY ILY (@SEXUALCLlFFORD)

TYSM MIKEY ILY

@SEXUALCLlFFORD

first selfie of 2014

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8. There was also the “I haven’t [blanked] since 2013” sensation.

Guys I haven't eaten since last year omf, I'm sorry I shouldn't do this to myself

— simone (@wildfIowerharry)

simone

@wildfIowerharry

Guys I haven’t eaten since last year omf, I’m sorry I shouldn’t do this to myself

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Haven't slept in my bed since last year #newyearsjokes

— Kelly ♡ (@itsnotkelly)

Kelly ♡

@itsnotkelly

Haven’t slept in my bed since last year #newyearsjokes

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i haven't pooped since last year

— emma (@treasureIou)

emma

@treasureIou

i haven’t pooped since last year

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@BrentRivera I haven't had a shower since last year ;)

— thank you james ily (@Erin_Monckton)

thank you james ily

@Erin_Monckton

@BrentRivera I haven’t had a shower since last year ;)

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I HAVEN'T SHAVED SINCE 2013. IM SO HAIRY

— ♧ Ash ♧ (@MULLINCHAPELS)

♧ Ash ♧

@MULLINCHAPELS

I HAVEN’T SHAVED SINCE 2013. IM SO HAIRY

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Oh my god! I haven't tweeted since 2013

— Chloe Jane (@not_chloe_jane)

Chloe Jane

@not_chloe_jane

Oh my god! I haven’t tweeted since 2013

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Haven't laughed since 2013:(

— Skeenah NoLife Lopez (@skeenah_lopez)

Skeenah NoLife Lopez

@skeenah_lopez

Haven’t laughed since 2013:(

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I haven't played Candy Crush since last year, I'm having some serious withdrawals..

— Chloe van der Veen (@chloeamberlee)

Chloe van der Veen

@chloeamberlee

I haven’t played Candy Crush since last year, I’m having some serious withdrawals..

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haven't punched any of you fuckers since last year

— dilara yilmaz (@zamliyyilmaz)

dilara yilmaz

@zamliyyilmaz

haven’t punched any of you fuckers since last year

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"I haven't showered since last year hahah omg!!1!1!1!" Dear lord give me the strength bc these people are testing me

— Papito (@puffinnarry)

Papito

@puffinnarry

“I haven’t showered since last year hahah omg!!1!1!1!” Dear lord give me the strength bc these people are testing me

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9. And the even more delightful “It’s 2014 and I still haven’t [blank]”.

It's 2014 and I still haven't kissed a girl. Thanks Obama

— Finn Pitman (@finnpitman)

Finn Pitman

@finnpitman

It’s 2014 and I still haven’t kissed a girl. Thanks Obama

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it's 2014 and i still haven't updated to ios7

— madeline (@sassbenders)

madeline

@sassbenders

it’s 2014 and i still haven’t updated to ios7

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it's 2014 and I still haven't been noticed :( thanks boys @janoskians @luke_brooks @James_Yammouni @JaiBrooks1 @danielsahyounie @BrooksBeau

— PLEASE JAMES❤️❤️❤️ (@lukesgurlllll)

PLEASE JAMES❤️❤️❤️

@lukesgurlllll

it’s 2014 and I still haven’t been noticed :( thanks boys @janoskians @luke_brooks @James_Yammouni @JaiBrooks1 @danielsahyounie @BrooksBeau

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It's 2014 and I still haven't got all my Christmas presents

— steph (@stephersomg)

steph

@stephersomg

It’s 2014 and I still haven’t got all my Christmas presents

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10. The Four on the Google Doodle finally got to party (but poor Three was kicked out).

11. A lot of people watched TV.

Spent the first hour of 2014 watching the series finale of Nikita. Sad to say goodbye but the episode was the perfect way to do it #nikita

— carmen (@ellocarmen)

carmen

@ellocarmen

Spent the first hour of 2014 watching the series finale of Nikita. Sad to say goodbye but the episode was the perfect way to do it #nikita

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I spent the first hour of 2014 watching my favourite episode of Dawson's Creek. Happy new year, friends! 2014 is going to be RAD.

— Nancy Lee (@pre_dessert)

Nancy Lee

@pre_dessert

I spent the first hour of 2014 watching my favourite episode of Dawson’s Creek. Happy new year, friends! 2014 is going to be RAD.

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2014. Finished watching the first half of The Walking Dead, season 1. NOW FOR MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC!!!

— Reaverbait (@ReaverBait)

Reaverbait

@ReaverBait

2014. Finished watching the first half of The Walking Dead, season 1. NOW FOR MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC!!!

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I spent my first hour of 2014 crying while watching This Is Us

— & (@starnightluke)

☪

@starnightluke

I spent my first hour of 2014 crying while watching This Is Us

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12. There was some controversy over just how awesome 2014 has been so far.

To most of you I'm in the future and the first 41 minutes of 2014 are fucking awesome

— batman (@confusedmashton)

batman

@confusedmashton

To most of you I’m in the future and the first 41 minutes of 2014 are fucking awesome

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the first hour of 2014 has already been amazing, i cant imagine the rest of the year

— ♚ princess idngog ♚ (@CRYINGBCLIFFORD)

♚ princess idngog ♚

@CRYINGBCLIFFORD

the first hour of 2014 has already been amazing, i cant imagine the rest of the year

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The first 40 minutes of 2014 have been v boring

— allie (@birdynouis)

allie

@birdynouis

The first 40 minutes of 2014 have been v boring

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to say im a bit pissed about the first hour of 2014 is an understatement

— j&l (@okayhazeIgrace)

j&l

@okayhazeIgrace

to say im a bit pissed about the first hour of 2014 is an understatement

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13. New Year’s resolutions were broken.

My new years resolution is not to make any resolutions. Oh broken it already...

— Jay4Jennifer (@Jay4Jennifer)

Jay4Jennifer

@Jay4Jennifer

My new years resolution is not to make any resolutions. Oh broken it already…

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My New Years resolution: To stop tweeting so much! (Duh!) >.< already broken it. Tweeted like five times today and it's only 12:10am.. :)

— Niamh R (@Winter_Ghost17)

Niamh R

@Winter_Ghost17

My New Years resolution: To stop tweeting so much! (Duh!) >.< already broken it. Tweeted like five times today and it’s only 12:10am.. :)

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ONE OF MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION WAS TO NOT OBSESS OVER THE BOYBAND CALLED ONE DIRECTION GUESS WHAT? I FAILED IN THE FIRST HOUR OF 2014

— HELLO 2014!! (@arzooadibadean)

HELLO 2014!!

@arzooadibadean

ONE OF MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION WAS

TO NOT OBSESS OVER THE BOYBAND CALLED ONE DIRECTION

GUESS WHAT?

I FAILED IN THE FIRST HOUR OF 2014

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14. But most importantly, we all just wanted everyone to have a really HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Cartoon Network / Via jerky-teenage-bear.tumblr.com

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Jenna Guillaume is Editor-at-Large for BuzzFeed and is based in Sydney.
 
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