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The "Heartbreak High" Website Hasn't Changed Since 1999 And It's Glorious

Like stepping into a goddamn time machine.

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Heartbreak High was an iconic Australian ~youth~ show that ran from 1994 until 1999, when it was sadly cancelled.

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One thing that apparently didn't get cancelled was its website, which is still live in all its 1999 glory.

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Look at that ABC eyebrow ring! ICONIC.

If you try to send a FunkeCard it just sends you to The Drum. :( But! All the other ~cool~ features are still there.

You can see the actors' profiles, frozen forever in '99:

And you can also browse the profiles of their characters, complete with '90s flower power accents:

The highlights, of course, are the pages for Drazic and Anita - which make you realise they totally owned that whole Pacey and Joey dynamic before Dawson's Creek was ever a thing.

But the most treasures are to be found in the guestbook. REMEMBER GUESTBOOKS?!?!

It's a wonderful reminder of the struggles of sharing a TV with the olds:

And how much Computer Ed sux:

(Not to mention how Draz should've dropped that Todd bloke on his arse).
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(Not to mention how Draz should've dropped that Todd bloke on his arse).

There's so much love for Draz, and quite a bit for Marco, too:

Plus GIRL POWER AND BULLETPROOF MARSHMALLOWS.
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Plus GIRL POWER AND BULLETPROOF MARSHMALLOWS.

Claire basically spoke for all of us:

And this message just perfectly encapsulated 1999 in a few short sentences:

PS. Let's bring back the word "spunk", OK?
abc.net.au

PS. Let's bring back the word "spunk", OK?