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    21 Random Things Australians Freaking Love For No Apparent Reason

    Why are we like this?

    1. Saying "a hundred per cent."

    Text: why do australians say "a hundred per cent" so much
    Twitter: @JennaGuillaume

    Once you start noticing it, you will never unhear it.

    2. Swear-filled ad libs in iconic songs.

    Image set of the Angels performing 'Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again' with shots of the crowd yelling 'no way get fucked fuck off'
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    There's nothing quite like being in a crowd full of people and swearing in unison at the top of your lungs.

    3. And swearing in general.

    The Simpsons meme with the words "mate = cunt" and "cunt = mate" written on a chalkboard
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    In Australia, "fuck" is a noun, a verb, an adjective AND an adverb, and the c bomb is a term of endearment.

    4. White bread.

    Text: Australia's national dishes are:

-leftover sludge from brewing beer on white bread with butter

-cheap sausages on white bread with butter, served in front of a hardware store

-rainbow sugar balls on white bread with butter
    Twitter: @JennaGuillaume

    It's a core component of all of our fave treats.

    5. Spag bol, particularly your Ma's.

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    Only Australia could make an Italian dish a dinner staple and give it such an unattractive name.

    6. Beetroot, especially on burgers.

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    And specifically, the tinned variety. A must for burgers, salad, or just eating on its own...

    7. Big things. Many of them.

    The Big Banana in Coffs Harbour
    Education Images / Universal Images Group via Getty

    Most of our manmade tourist attractions are just big versions of the most mundane and random things. We don't question it, just embrace it.

    8. When celebrities grace us with their presence.

    A hand extended from a hammock at the beach
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    That's Zac Efron, lying in a hammock, in Australia. Because he lives here now. Which means he's ours forever. That's just how the rules go.

    9. Or we're noticed by other countries in any way.

    Still from the Good Place of Vicky saying "Plus I spent weeks perfecting this excellent Australian accent, I did"
    Netflix

    We literally turn into the Leonardo Dicaprio pointing meme whenever a TV show, movie, or foreign news network remembers we exist. Validation! We crave it.

    10. P!nk.

    P!nk performs on stage in a sparkly one-piece
    Gary Miller / Getty Images

    Nobody — no other single country in the world — loves P!nk as much as we do. She's practically Australian at this point too.

    11. The soundtrack of the 2000 road trip film Duets.

    Gwyenth Paltrow and Huey Lewis face each other holding microphones
    Buena Vista

    This movie was a FLOP, but the soundtrack went off in Australia, with its singles topping the ARIA charts for weeks. No other country got into it. What is wrong with us?

    12. Eurovision.

    SBS

    We're so enthusiastic, they took pity on us and actually let us participate, even though we are not remotely part of Europe.

    13. Doing the Nutbush.

    LifeStyle

    Just try to hold an Australian back from the dance floor when this banger comes on.

    14. Arguing over what we call things.

    A poll about whether the name of a particular potato treat is potato cakes or potato scallops
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    If you were present for the Great Potato War of 2014, you know. For some reason, Australians can't comprehend that people in other parts of the country have different names for things, and we just love screaming at each other about it.

    (It's potato scallops, fyi).

    15. The hallowed church of Bunnings.

    The exterior of a Bunnings Warehouse
    Daniel Pockett / Getty Images

    Is it our DIY culture or our love for a sausage sizzle that has cemented this place in our hearts?

    16. And Kmart.

    Text: Trending in Australia, Kmart
    twitter.com / Jenna Guillaume

    The fact that, when restrictions eased in Melbourne, the very first thing that trended was "Kmart" — and people literally made appointments and queued to visit the hallowed store — speaks volumes about its place in our culture. It is our culture.

    17. And don't forget Aldi.

    The Aldi sign on a building
    Jeff Greenberg / Education Images/Universal Image

    Woolies and Coles may be Aussie grocery mainstays, but Aldi is on a whole other level. You definitely have at least one family member who likes to show off their latest bargain from Aldi whenever you speak to them.

    18. Lawns.

    Nothing brings a tear to the eye as an Australia like someone telling the Prime Minister to move because he’s wrecking his grass

    We're an extremely suburban country, so it's no wonder so many Aussies have an obsession with grass.

    19. Macca's Drive Thru.

    A McDonald's Drive Thru
    Daniel Pockett / Getty Images

    If you don't go on a Macca's run as soon as you get your license, are you even Australian?

    20. Goon, especially when fixed to a washing line.

    A goon sack
    Mark Kolbe / Getty Images

    Only Australians would be extremely proud of drinking shitty, cheap wine from a silver bag in a box.

    21. And finally, trolling non-Australians — and especially Americans.

    A koala in a tree
    Andrew Merry / Getty Images

    That's not a koala, fyi. That's a drop bear.

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