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The Most Important NRL Players, According To Hotness

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60. Daly Cherry-Evans, Manly Sea Eagles

I'm not going to make a cherry popping comment. Nope.
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I'm not going to make a cherry popping comment. Nope.

59. Boyd Cordner, Sydney Roosters

ARMS. ARMS ARMS ARMS.
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ARMS. ARMS ARMS ARMS.

58. Aiden Tolman, Canterbury Bulldogs

Ginger prince.
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Ginger prince.

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57. Korbin Sims, Newcastle Knights

Reason to smile.
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Reason to smile.

56. Pat Richards, Wests Tigers

Thumbs up alright.
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Thumbs up alright.

55. Greg Inglis, South Sydney Rabbitohs

Hey TRICEPS.
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Hey TRICEPS.

54. Cheyse Blair, Manly Sea Eagles

Thrill of the chase.
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Thrill of the chase.

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53. Ryan Hinchcliffe, Melbourne Storm

Diving into THAT.
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Diving into THAT.

52. Matt Gillett, Brisbane Broncos

Buck up.
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Buck up.

51. Brett Stewart, Manly Sea Eagles

Going for gold.
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Going for gold.

50. Jamal Idris, Penrith Panthers

Uh-huh honey.
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Uh-huh honey.

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49. Jayson Bukuya, Cronulla Sharks

Let's snuggle.
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Let's snuggle.

48. Aidan Guerra, Sydney Roosters

The thirst is real.
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The thirst is real.

47. Matt Moylan, Penrith Panthers

Lick me.
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Lick me.

46. Peter Mata'Utia, St George Illawarra Dragons

Body. Slam.
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Body. Slam.

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45. Corey Parker, Brisbane Broncos

I believe this is what is scientifically referred to as a Silver Fox.
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I believe this is what is scientifically referred to as a Silver Fox.

44. Adam Clydsdale, Newcastle Knights

Would make a pass at that.
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Would make a pass at that.

43. Daniel Holdworth, Cronulla Sharks

ET phone me.
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ET phone me.

42. Andrew Fifita, Cronulla Sharls

Why so serious?
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Why so serious?

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41. Young Tonumaipea, Melbourne Storm

What a catch.
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What a catch.

40. Chad Townsend, New Zealand Warriors

Worthy of applause.
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Worthy of applause.

39. Aidan Sezer, Gold Coast Titans

That mo.
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That mo.

38. Matt Ballin, Manly Sea Eagles

THAT mo.
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THAT mo.

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37. Lewis Brown, Penrith Panthers

Those biceps tho.
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Those biceps tho.

36. Ben Matulino, New Zealand Warriors

Would kiss that neck.
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Would kiss that neck.

35. Jared Waerea-Hargreaves, Sydney Roosters

Cock a doodle do.
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Cock a doodle do.

34. Jack de Belin, St George Illawarra Dragons

On fire.
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On fire.

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33. Benji Marshall, St George Illawarra Dragons

TRY! SCORE! Or something.
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TRY! SCORE! Or something.

32. Cooper Cronk, Melbourne Storm

Lucky number 7.
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Lucky number 7.

31. Tariq Sims, North Queensland Cowboys

Worth celebrating.
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Worth celebrating.

30. Reece Robinson, Canberra Raiders

Raid my lost ark.
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Raid my lost ark.

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29. Ashley Harrison, Gold Coast Titans

Mighty indeed.
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Mighty indeed.

28. Nathan Peats, Parramatta Eels

Let's play.
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Let's play.

27. Dane Gagai, Newcastle Knights

Slay me.
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Slay me.

26. Corey Norman, Parramatta Eels

Oh hai.
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Oh hai.

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25. Luke Brooks, Wests Tigers

Rawr.
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Rawr.

24. Sam Perrett, Canterbury Bulldogs

Soul = pierced.
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Soul = pierced.

23. David Nofoaluma, Wests Tigers

Just, yes.
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Just, yes.

22. Jeremy Smith, Newcastle Knights

Sir Hottie.
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Sir Hottie.

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21. Tim Lafai, Canterbury Bulldogs

Need help removing your bra?
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Need help removing your bra?

20. Anthony Milford, Brisbane Broncos

Hey boy.
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Hey boy.

19. Ashton Sims, North Queensland Cowboys

Real life God of Thunder.
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Real life God of Thunder.

18. Semi Radradra, Paramatta Eels

Nothing semi bout this guy.
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Nothing semi bout this guy.

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17. Cameron Smith, Melbourne Storm

Captain of my heart.
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Captain of my heart.

16. Josh Hoffman, Brisbane Broncos

Would it be too much to say I'd ride that?OK I won't say it then.
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Would it be too much to say I'd ride that?

OK I won't say it then.

15. Dane Nielsen, Melbourne Storm

Oof.
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Oof.

14. Adam Reynolds, South Sydney Rabbitohs

What is that thing that bunnies do all the time?
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What is that thing that bunnies do all the time?

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13. Anthony Minichiello, Sydney Roosters

Those biceps will be missed.
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Those biceps will be missed.

12. Luke Burgess, South Sydney Rabbitohs

Yummy.
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Yummy.

11. Sam Burgess, South Sydney Rabbitohs

I'll have that with fries.
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I'll have that with fries.

10. Jarryd Hayne, Parramatta Eels

Climbing right into my heart. Or other parts.
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Climbing right into my heart. Or other parts.

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9. Ben Roberts, Melbourne Storm

Those biceps + those tattoos = errything.
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Those biceps + those tattoos = errything.

8. Josh Mansour, Penrith Panthers

More like manSWEET, amirite?
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More like manSWEET, amirite?

7. Kieran Foran, Manly Sea Eagles

Let's get wet.
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Let's get wet.

6. Sonny Bill Williams, Sydney Roosters

He can play in my code.
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He can play in my code.

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5. Billy Slater, Melbourne Storm

Need some company?
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Need some company?

4. Daniel Mortimer, Gold Coast TItans

Yes, good.
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Yes, good.

3. George Burgess, Sydney South Rabbitohs

YAAASS.
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YAAASS.

2. Thomas Burgess, South Sydney Rabbitohs

YAAAAAAASSSSS.
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YAAAAAAASSSSS.

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1. Johnathan Thurston, North Queensland Cowboys

THIRSTY FOR THURSTON.
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THIRSTY FOR THURSTON.

H/T Ladies Who League and Oh Errol for their expert knowledge on NRL hotties.

A previous version of this post incorrectly listed Lewis Brown as playing for the New Zealand Warriors, when he now plays for the Penrith Panthers. Whoops! We were too distracted by the biceps.