1. On valid votes:
2. And the news:
3. On democracy sausages:
4. And emojis:
5. On priorities:
6. And motivation:
7. On betrayal:
8. On volunteers:
9. On the vibe of the thing:
10. On the ballot:
11. And the struggle:
12. On Bill Shorten's sausage-eating tactics:
13. And unexpected parallels:
14. And symbolism:
15. On the options:
16. And the ideal candidate:
