Australia Votes 2016

BuzzFeed Senior Editor, Australia

BuzzFeed

Can We Guess Who You'll Vote For Based On Your Coffee Order?

Some might call you conservative or boring, but you don't see anything wrong with playing it safe. You value continuity, and don't want any of these new flavours muddying up your perfect, creamy foam.

Liberal Party

You can't quite decide what you want, so you try to be all things to all people. You like to think you're delicious.

Australian Labor Party

Like your coffee, you've been sitting on the shelf for a while and may have hardened around the edges. You're firm in your beliefs and value tradition.

National Party

You're so young, hip and progressive, it seems you didn't even notice that a chai latte is not a coffee. And while you tell people it's soy, secretly you go full cream.

Australian Greens

You're a proud Aussie but you don't like coffee - you're not here for fancy shit or wasting money. The simple things in life are good enough for you.

Nick Xenophon Team

You want your coffee like you want your country - flat and white. You don't like it any other way.

Pauline Hanson

You can't resist a mug-of-cino - you like big packages, after all. With lots of froth provided by strong Aussie dairy farmers.

Jacqui Lambie Network

You're a MAN (even if you're a woman) and like things sturdy, simple and strong enough to put some hair on your chest.

Glenn Lazarus Team

You don't believe in rules or constraints. You want the freedom to enjoy your coffee, and your life, exactly how you want it.

Liberal Democratic Party

Voting and coffee are all the same to you - a waste of time.

Donkey vote

You've been stewing in your pot for a while and have gone stale. It's probably about time to throw this drip out.

Family First

Like most things in life, you're not too fussed about the perfect coffee - as long as you can enjoy it on the road.

Australian Motoring Enthusiasts

About BuzzFeed Community

Community Brand Guidelines

BuzzFeed Community

Sorry, this content is <i>no longer</i> supported.

BuzzFeed Community Guidelines

BuzzFeed Community Leaderboard

BuzzFeed News has breaking stories and original reporting on politics, world news, social media, viral trends, health, science, technology, entertainment, and LGBTQ issues.

All the best animals on the internet. The snuggle is real.

BuzzFeed has breaking news, vital journalism, quizzes, videos, celeb news, Tasty food videos, recipes, DIY hacks, and all the trending buzz you’ll want to share with your friends. Copyright BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved.

BuzzFeed News | Breaking News | Original Reporting | News Analysis

Animal Pictures and Videos - Adorably from BuzzFeed

Name

Thanks for subscribing!

Stay up to date with our latest BuzzFeed video. Enter your email to subscribe!

Oops! Upload an image or add text to submit.

BuzzFeed has the hottest, most social content on the web. We feature breaking buzz and the kinds of things you'd want to pass along to your friends.

Can We Guess Who You'll Vote For Based On Your Coffee Order?

Share This Article