1. Hermione with Steve Buscemi’s eyes
2. Donald Trump without his fake tan
3. An illustration of Kylie Jenner where she's thinking about a photo of Guy Fieri for some reason
4. Disney princesses with normal-size eyes
5. Bert from Sesame Street as Burt Reynolds
And a crappy watercolor painting to go with it
6. Kanye kissing himself
7. Pumpkin Spice Tampax
8. Taylor Swift as Doug
9. Winnie the Pooh singing a PG-rated version of "Bitch Better Have My Money" to Christopher Robin
10. Nicolas Cage in Beauty and the Beast
11. Graham the crash test sculpture as The Little Mermaid
12. A minion as Pocahontas
13. Uh...
14. Clippy the MS Word helper, but old and sad
15. Donald Trump as Rose in Titanic
16. Doug Funnie contouring to look like Bobby Hill
17. Whatever this is
18. Spring Breakers with Beaker the Muppet instead of James Franco
19. I don't even know anymore
20. Taylor Swift's 4th of July photos as horror movie posters
21. Flesh-toned peaches and eggplants
I made these because I’m a dirty old man.