Why Ryan Gosling Should Never, Ever Google Himself
This is why we can't have nice things.
Sometimes, when you're a human with internet access, you google yourself.
This is probably what it looks like when Ryan Gosling googles himself.
I thought we settled that Bradley Cooper issue.
He has none of those things.
Don't even joke about that.
This is why he disappeared forever. This is why no one has seen him in years*.
Happy birthday, Ryan Gosling. You are none of those things and you should never stop. Now please come back. The world is worried.
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