Sometimes, when you're a human with internet access, you google yourself.
This is probably what it looks like when Ryan Gosling googles himself.
1. Rude.
2. No, no he was not.
3. I thought we settled that Bradley Cooper issue.
4. Huh?
5. Wrong.
6. He has none of those things.
7. Don't even joke about that.
8. This is why he disappeared forever. This is why no one has seen him in years*.
