I Photoshopped Donald Trump Onto "The Bachelorette" Because Nothing Is Sacred

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    If Donald Trump were on The Bachelorette, he would show up in his own limo just as JoJo was shouting, "Bring on the men!"

    But he would be the only passenger.

    First, he'd make a quick announcement.

    And JoJo would be like:

    Mid-hug, Trump would whisper in JoJo's ear.

    Meanwhile, the real love of Trump's life would already be waiting inside.

    Naturally, Donald Trump and Chad would be quick friends.

    Trump would even share his go-to dating advice!

    And then they'd make fun of this guy for a while.

    Between confessionals with his new friend Chad, Trump would find JoJo and tell her his relationship goals.

    And JoJo would be like:

    Before the rose ceremony, he would lay it all out for his fellow contestants.

    And they'd be like:

    To everyone's surprise, Trump would receive the first rose of the ceremony.

    And Robby would be like:

    At this point, Chad would start to turn on Trump.

    And Trump would do the same.

    The producers would sense this tension and send Trump and Chad on a 2-on-1 date in the woods.

    Within minutes, Chad would threaten Trump.

    And Trump would change the subject to something he hopes they can both agree on.

    At some point, JoJo would get up and walk away.

    And Trump and Chad would be left to shoot the shit...

    ...expecting JoJo to come back...

    ...but she never will.

    The end.