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Literally Just 18 Funny Tweets About Olympic Sports

"British unsurprisingly thriving in 'diving into a manky swimming pool in the pouring rain' event."

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Water polo: On the surface, it's rugby while swimming; Beneath the surface, it's serial killers fighting to the death.

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Olympics are detached from real life, they should fill the swimming pool with toddlers and the track with pedestrians to make them realistic

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Finally, an answer to the question “Who can afford to get into equestrian sports?” #EquestrianEventing

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Watching the diving. When I LOWER myself into a swimming pool I make more of a splash than that.

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Olympians make me wanna get my life together but also remind me that I could never

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I'll drop everything for women's gymnastics but for men's it's like only show me memes of their broken legs that look like chicken wings pls

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I'm convinced that all swimmers before entering the water listen to dory"just keep swimming" in their headsets lol

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Anyone who doesn't agree that gymnastics is the most important Olympic sport is just wrong.

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OLYMPICS ANNOUNCER: We now go to Men's Fencing... *cut to guy in overalls installing a chain link fence* FENCE GUY: [looking at camera] What

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Watched synchronised diving with my 2yr old. When they hit the water she said "Woah! I did not see that coming." ..What did she see coming?

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Every dive in Men's Synchronized Diving is called "Mom, Joey Is More Than A Friend."

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"Spent my day watching judo and volleyball" is not a sentence I thought I'd ever say but here we are.

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Everyone is so obsessed with drug cheats has anyone checked that the dressage riders aren't using Bernie Clifton style horse costumes

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This reminds me of when the ancient Greeks played beach volleyball

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British unsurprisingly thriving in 'diving into a manky swimming pool in the pouring rain' event

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Anyone know what day quidditch is on the Olympics lmk

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The #RaceWalking looked like a load of guys competing to get to the toilet first. #Rio2016

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Watching Olympic fencing and waiting for them to take off their masks and both be Lindsay Lohan

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