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Can You Guess Who Gets Paid The Most?

You did it! This is Eileen. She's the CEO of a worldwide baking emporium, which has over 1000 employees and makes nearly half a million cookies a day. It's pretty sweet to be Eileen.

The highest earner!

This is Samantha. When she was 21 she invested all her savings into real estate, while her friends blew all their cash on 3am tequila shots. Now she's a real estate mogul who also runs a side charity for kids. What a legend.

The second highest earner!

Alyssia is a super-smart, super-intelligent scientist who is currently in the process of curing cancer. If she were a man, she'd definitely be the highest earner of all these people. Alas, she had the audacity to be born a woman. Damn!

The third highest earner!

Melissa is a supervisor on an oil rig, and she's smashing gender barriers left, right, and centre. A+ job, Melissa.

The fourth highest earner!

This is Cara. Just by looking at her photo, you can tell she does a shit ton of yoga and probably eats chia seeds every day! Well, she's managed to turn that to profit by opening a Pilates studio in L.A. and making a lot of money off all the people there who are embracing "clean living".

The fifth highest earner!

Amanda is on her way to earning a fuck ton, as she just opened a new startup company. She's developing an app which will let iPhone users have monophonic ringtones, just like the good old days of 2003. But for now, she's still working from home, trying to earn that sweet tech money.

The sixth highest earner!

Stacey is currently working at Pizza Hut to save for college. That's why she's so happy! She gets free pizza!!!!

The seventh highest earner!

Fernanda is currently "between jobs", because she took some time off to work in Malawi helping out at a children's hospital. That's why she looks so fancy right now – she's on her way to a job interview at a very fancy law firm.

The eighth highest earner!

You thought that he'd be the highest earner, right? Because he's a man? Well, this is Stanley. He's a street performer, but he's not a good one. He hasn't yet learned how to juggle, so every day, he stands out in the park, completely still, with a collection plate at his feet. Like those silver-painted street performers who pretend to be statues. But with no silver paint. And in a suit. He makes negative money, because he has to pay the train fare to the park each day.

The lowest earner!

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