19 Things That Sound Fake To Harry Potter Fans

    "I am so happy with that Dumbledore scene in Goblet of Fire!!!!!!"

    1. Not crying when the Warner Bros. logo comes on the screen.

    2. Finishing one book and not immediately picking up the next in the series.

    3. Watching the movies and not saying every line along with each character.

    4. And not getting mad everytime you see that Dumbledore scene in Goblet of Fire.

    5. Being friends with someone who thinks the movies are better than the books.

    6. Thinking that movie Ginny is a well-rounded character and an accurate adaption from the books.

    7. Seeing Ralph Fiennes in any other movie without thinking of Voldemort.

    8. Or seeing literally any of the actors in any movie without thinking of Harry Potter.

    9. Meeting someone new and not bringing up Harry Potter in your first conversation.

    10. Listening to "Hedwig's Theme" and feeling totally OK.

    11. Getting a pet and not even considering naming it after a character.

    12. Being completely fine with the fact you never got your Hogwarts letter.

    13. Hearing the word "Always" and not immediately thinking of Snape.

    14. And having conversations about Snape that don't end with you either fiercely defending or attacking him.

    15. Hearing someone call The Cursed Child the eighth Harry Potter book and not immediately correcting them.

    16. Thinking that Pottermore was a great replacement for a potential encyclopedia.

    17. Selling all your old merchandise on eBay for some extra cash.

    18. Thinking that house sorting isn't one of the most important personality tests known to man.

    19. And not really caring about Fantastic Beasts because it doesn't have Harry in it.