You prefer Marmite to Vegemite.You've had an argument over the origins of pavlova.You know what a 'bach' is.Unless you're in the South Island and you call it a 'crib'.Either that, or you're barefoot.You know Whittaker's is the best chocolate.You grew up eating chocolate fish.And pineapple lumps.And Hokey Pokey ice cream.Oh, and Goody Goody Gumdrops ice cream too.And lolly cake. So. Much. Lolly cake.You know NZ wine is the best on Earth.When travelling, you've had countless people ask you to say 'fish and chips' and 'six'.And you've been asked an inappropriate question about sheep.You've eaten a whitebait patty.You've drunkenly performed the Haka.You had a Bebo account.The underarm bowling incident of 1981 still haunts you.You're offended when people think you're an Australian.You know at least one person who worked on either Xena or Lord of the Rings.You've been transfixed by the Cuba Street Mall fountain.Australians complain about their insects but you know nothing is worst than the weta.You only eat Wattie's tomato sauce.You've said "choice".And you've watched every episode of Brotown.You fly Air New Zealand for their safety videos and their lollies.You went on a big OE after high school.You've tried in vain to explain a flat white to Americans.You know that you must always blow on the pie.You know L&P is the best.You know what a JAFA is.You wear jandals all year, even in winter.You prefer paua fritters to potato scallops.Your introduction to drugs and alcohol was by a giraffe named Harold.You believe Lewis Road Creamery chocolate milk is a gift sent from the gods.You've felt the pain that comes from being cut off a map.You've spent way too many hours of your life inside the Warehouse.And you'll always remember their jingle.You get excited when you hear New Zealand mentioned on an American TV show.
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