1. So old mate Adele is currently touring around Australia, playing to record-breaking crowds and clogging up my Instagram feed because literally everyone I know went to see her.
3. At her Melbourne concert last night, she called out a security guard who was telling people to sit down.
“Excuse me, sir,” she said. “I know you work here, but can you please stop telling people to sit down? This is a music show. If people can’t see then they can stand up. And if you’re moaning about people dancing, then what the fuck did you come to a show for? If I see one more person being told to sit down, then I swear to god…”