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Water brush pens, a waterproof notepad, and a sneaky bottle safe: How far can *you* get without buying something?

It's now 2017 and WOW have I written a lot of terrible puns!

And I apologize. In the spirit of end-of-the-year recaps, I've decided to do the same! I'll be compiling a little bit from each post I've written to make one super post! This one! Read on as your hands tremble and form fists of rage with each successive pun. Sweat pours down your brow as you mutter under your breath about how this country is going straight to the dogs and this post is the exact reason why.

I have truly enjoyed reading all your comments about how awful my puns are and I look forward to making you upset in 2017!

1. You know what’s just not cool? Well, find out with an infrared thermometer.

2. A fork/spoon combo so you can eat cereal and steak on the same plate.

3. Water brush pens to make using watercolors more manageable.

4. Jelly beans that will betray your palate and make you scrutinize everything you eat.

5. The craziest way to work out your arms (a gyro exerciser).

6. A bottle safe that's disguised as a regular ol' water bottle.

7. A modular lunch container kit that snaps together.

8. A magnetic USB LED light strip that has a million functions.

9. A bottom-dispensing tea brewer.

10. A gravity-defying wine bottle holder that'll make your guests nod with approval.

11. A camera mount to help you take time-lapse video or panoramic shots.

12. Cute copper animal ring holders to…hold your rings.

13. A petal photo display to show off all your buds!

14. A nifty travel organizer that folds into a triangle.

15. A rugged tent-like umbrella to throw some shade.

16. An umbrella hook to keep your stuff away from sand.

17. A magnet mount so you can stick your phone to virtually any surface.

18. A shower caddy with enough room to hold your bigger shampoo bottles.

19. A six-pack variety of gum that's made from natural ingredients.

20. A unicorn plushie of everyone’s favorite cartoon cat.

21. A flexible tablet stand so you don’t have to hold a damn thing on your day off.

22. A laser-cut pineapple journal for your sweet thoughts.

23. A Thor hammer night light for the aspiring hero.

24. A versatile neck/head/eye pillow to help you sleep in any configuration.

25. Bag handles that'll let you easily make one-trip grocery runs.

26. Heart-shaped, double-walled glass tea cups.

27. A cup holder that will let you carry open drinks without spilling.

28. Color-shifting polish that will make your nails pop.

29. A waterproof notepad so rain will never stop you from writing.

30. An adjustable measuring cup that cleanly plunges out the exact amount.

31. A bidet to make you distrust toilet paper.

32. Homesick Candles from BuzzFeed that smell like your home state.

33. A FURminator to reduce the amount of hair your cat sheds.

34. A microwavable s’more maker for when fire is not an option.

35. A spice container that has a slick flip-top cover.

36. A knife block that lets you slide the blade in in any orientation.

37. A set of 20 washi tape colors to spruce up your bullet journal.

38. A lotus flower container that will hold your cotton swab–sized items.

That's all for this week! I hope you enjoyed reliving all those wonderful puns. You can always check out last week's edition here.

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