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Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?

Pornographic origami, a tongue you can lick your cat with, and a bamboo keyboard: How far can *you* get without buying something?

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Welcome to another edition of “Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?”

I am your host, Jeff. The game is simple. Try to make it through this entire post without buying something. The list may seem like it’s random, but it’s not.

Don’t plan to buy anything? That’s OK! Stay and enjoy my groanworthy jokes! I italicize each pun for maximum cringe.

Come up with a better pun? Post in the comments! I DO READ ALL THE COMMENTS!

DANGER! PUNS AHEAD! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! GOOD LUCK, ALL! 😀

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2. This uhh... silicone brush you can put in your mouth to groom your cat.

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10. This tiny blade that can fit onto any zipper.

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