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Welcome to another edition of “Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?”
I am your host, Jeff. The game is simple. Try to make it through this entire post without buying something. The list may seem like it’s random, but it’s not.
Don’t plan to buy anything? That’s OK! Stay and enjoy my groanworthy jokes! I italicize each pun for maximum cringe.
Come up with a better pun? Post in the comments! I DO READ ALL THE COMMENTS!
DANGER! PUNS AHEAD! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! GOOD LUCK, ALL! 😀
1. This doughnut cushion that's sprinkled with pins.
2. This uhh... silicone brush you can put in your mouth to groom your cat.
3. This Totoro night light that you will appreciate every time you wake up to pee.
4. This ginger body soak to eke out all that stress.
5. This book on how to fold innocent paper into all sorts of inappropriate shapes.
6. This chill phone case that you definitely shouldn't consume.
7. This party game where you try to create the best three panel comic.
8. This dog food bowl to help your pet eat at a healthy pace.
9. This 1990s coloring book to relive those historic moments.
10. This tiny blade that can fit onto any zipper.
11. This notepad that looks exactly like wood.
12. These paper cups that let you pick your nose.
13. This avocado seed bowl to help you grow your own.
14. This treat dispensing dog toy that will keep your pet busy for hours.
15. This watermelon slicer that makes cute popsicle shapes.
16. This no-fuss honey dispenser to make adding that touch of sweetness oh-so-easy.
17. This wireless bamboo keyboard that looks like it wood be nice to type on.
18. This meal tracker to answer that question once and for all.
19. This insulated can cooler to keep your drink cold until the last sip.
