Which "The Room" Character Are You?
You're Johnny! You're an angel, a hero, and everyone's best friend. You work at a bank and you deserve a promotion because you are extremely good at your job. No one appreciates you and everyone betrays you. You're fed up with this world.
You're Mark! You're a good guy who was manipulated by that EVIL WITCH into betraying your best friend. You have a beard but then you don't and everyone is astounded by the transformation. You love football and don't understand women.
You're Lisa! You love Johnny but also you don't love Johnny anymore and you don't want to marry him. You love Mark but he is Johnny's best friend. Your mom is sick and you do not ever ask her how she is feeling. Not once. You do not leave your home.
You're Denny! You're a teenager or possibly 30. You love Johnny and Johnny is like a father to you and he protects you. You're going to get a good job and get married to Elizabeth because you love her. But, also, you love Lisa. You love how Lisa looks in her red dress.
You're Lisa's mom, Claudette! You got the results of the test back, and it's definitely breast cancer, but no one cares. You're old and you have ex-husbands and you hate everyone in the world except Johnny, who is good for Lisa. You especially hate your brother, who has no right taking your house.
You're Peter! You're a psychologist and Mark and Johnny's friend. You love drinking bottled water and wearing ties, and you hate playing football in a tuxedo. You are not a chicken.
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