He's about to take his shirt off, and then you go and ruin it
You didn't choose the douche canoe life, the douche canoe life chose you.
We need more Boston Terrier love going around, folks!
Santa has been very naughty this year...
If Grandma tells you to do it, don't ask questions.
And though you're dead and gone, believe me, your memory will carry on.
Would not trust them to fly a plane.
Slaylena + Christmas = magic.
For when you want to feel warm and fuzzy, but only have 3 minutes.
♫ We, are never, ever, ever, getting over this tour ♫
Holly Black's urban fantasy novel doesn't get enough love.
Just in case you're not seeing Star Wars: The Force Awakens this Thursday — we got your back.
Get the cash without getting off of your ass.