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  1. When you squeeze a forehead pimple...

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    That a bucket of mayonnaise comes out?
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    That a bucket of mayonnaise comes out?
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    Or that a worm comes out?
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    Or that a worm comes out?
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When you squeeze a forehead pimple...
  1. That a bucket of mayonnaise comes out?
     
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    That a bucket of mayonnaise comes out?
  2. Or that a worm comes out?
     
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    Or that a worm comes out?
  1. In the park...

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    Eat a little bitty piece of poop?
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    Eat a little bitty piece of poop?
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    Or drink the
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    Or drink the "juice" from the trash can?

This Is The Worst "Would You Rather" You'll Ever Play

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In the park...
  1. Eat a little bitty piece of poop?
     
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    Eat a little bitty piece of poop?
  2. Or drink the
     
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    Or drink the "juice" from the trash can?
  1. What about smells?

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    That all your clothes smell like vomit?
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    That all your clothes smell like vomit?
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    Or that everybody around you smells like underarms?
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    Or that everybody around you smells like underarms?
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What about smells?
  1. That all your clothes smell like vomit?
     
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    That all your clothes smell like vomit?
  2. Or that everybody around you smells like underarms?
     
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    Or that everybody around you smells like underarms?
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  1. Now onto hygiene habits!

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    Bathe in diarrhea once a week?
    Bathe in diarrhea once a week?
    Or shower in watered-down urine everyday?
    Or shower in watered-down urine everyday?

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Now onto hygiene habits!
  1. Bathe in diarrhea once a week?
     
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    Bathe in diarrhea once a week?
  2. Or shower in watered-down urine everyday?
     
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    Or shower in watered-down urine everyday?
  1. You know what would be good right now? A milkshake!

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    Drink a milkshake made out of phlegm?
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    Drink a milkshake made out of phlegm?
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    Or drink a milkshake made out of puss?
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    Or drink a milkshake made out of puss?
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You know what would be good right now? A milkshake!
  1. Drink a milkshake made out of phlegm?
     
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    Drink a milkshake made out of phlegm?
  2. Or drink a milkshake made out of puss?
     
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    Or drink a milkshake made out of puss?
  1. What time is it? It's toilet time!

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    Take a sip of the water from a McDonald's toilet?
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    Take a sip of the water from a McDonald's toilet?
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    Or use your tongue to clean your home toilet?
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    Or use your tongue to clean your home toilet?
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What time is it? It's toilet time!
  1. Take a sip of the water from a McDonald's toilet?
     
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    Take a sip of the water from a McDonald's toilet?
  2. Or use your tongue to clean your home toilet?
     
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    Or use your tongue to clean your home toilet?
  1. Hungry?

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    Eat a hamburger that's 90% beef and 10% human flesh?
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    Eat a hamburger that's 90% beef and 10% human flesh?
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    Or a burger that's 100% rat meat?
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    Or a burger that's 100% rat meat?

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Hungry?
  1. Eat a hamburger that's 90% beef and 10% human flesh?
     
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    Eat a hamburger that's 90% beef and 10% human flesh?
  2. Or a burger that's 100% rat meat?
     
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    Or a burger that's 100% rat meat?
  1. Thirsty?

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    Drink lemonade flavored diarrhea?
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    Drink lemonade flavored diarrhea?
    Or diarrhea flavored lemonade?
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    Or diarrhea flavored lemonade?

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Thirsty?
  1. Drink lemonade flavored diarrhea?
     
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    Drink lemonade flavored diarrhea?
  2. Or diarrhea flavored lemonade?
     
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    Or diarrhea flavored lemonade?
  1. How's my breath?

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    Not brush your teeth ever again for the rest of your life?
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    Not brush your teeth ever again for the rest of your life?
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    Or everyone you meet for the rest of your life have really bad garlic breath?
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    Or everyone you meet for the rest of your life have really bad garlic breath?
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How's my breath?
  1. Not brush your teeth ever again for the rest of your life?
     
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    Not brush your teeth ever again for the rest of your life?
  2. Or everyone you meet for the rest of your life have really bad garlic breath?
     
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    Or everyone you meet for the rest of your life have really bad garlic breath?
  1. Last one.

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    That all your food has fingernails in it?
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    That all your food has fingernails in it?
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    Or that all your food has hair in it?
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    Or that all your food has hair in it?
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Last one.
  1. That all your food has fingernails in it?
     
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    That all your food has fingernails in it?
  2. Or that all your food has hair in it?
     
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    Or that all your food has hair in it?

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