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21 Marvel Jokes That Are Just Too Damn Funny

"When your car is broken but bae says she has Mission Report, December 16 1991".

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1. This important point of note from all the Spider-Man films.

2. This reminder that Captain America is a lot older than he seems.

Iron Man: I'll hack into their security. Hulk: HULK SMASH DOOR! Thor: I'll silence their guards. Captain America: What's a microwave?

3. This proof that Zemo only cares about one thing.

4. This Hawkeye burn.

AVENGERS ASSEMBLE THOR - "here" HULK - "here" IRON MAN - "here" CAPT. AMERICA - "here" USELESS ARROW GUY - ... I SAID- HAWKEYE- I HEARD YOU

5. This point that villains haven't seemed to pick up on.

I think comic book bad guys have the right idea, aiming their weapons directly at Captain America's shield. That's probably his weak point.

6. This explanation of Bucky and T'Challa's relationship.

7. This plausible conversation between Spider-Man and the Avengers.

Spider-Man: Hi! What have you been up to? Avengers: Saving the world from cyborg aliens. You? Spider-Man: Fought a guy in a rhino outf-- nm.

8. This Spider-Man/IRL crossover.

9. This explanation of Steve Rogers' behaviour throughout Civil War.

10. Seriously, Steve.

Iron Man: We keep killing civilians. Maybe the U.N. should put some checks in place. Captain America: I love Bucky and being a criminal.

11. This perfect description of Black Widow's facial expression.

12. This unexplained plot point from Avengers Assemble.

Tony Stark and the Avengers silently eat shawarma. "Oh, I have a friend with an Iron Man suit too" Tony says. "He would have come in handy."

13. This pre-Civil War imagining of what a Spider-Man and Avengers crossover would be like.

[updated draft for next avengers] AVENGERS: hi SPIDERMAN: [listenimg to SONY walkman] wat sory i cant hear u im listening to my SONY walkman

14. This tweet that remembers what's most important.

15. This Bucky joke that just doesn't get old.

16. This response to anyone who didn't like the new Spider-Man suit.

17. This comparison that just reiterates how amazing Black Panther is.

18. This reaction that Steve has to Tony for most of Civil War.

19. These incredibly accurate descriptions of some of the Avengers.

IRON MAN: *blasts villain with beams* THOR: *swings mighty hammer and creates a storm* CAPTAIN AMERICA: America! Yeah! Hell yeah!

20. This shade at DC.

Yeah, Spider-Man is cool. But I'm really looking forward to "Batman vs. Superman vs. Frowning All the Time."

21. And this shade about a kiss that made no damn sense whatsoever.