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21 Marvel Jokes That Are Just Too Damn Funny

"When your car is broken but bae says she has Mission Report, December 16 1991".

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2. This reminder that Captain America is a lot older than he seems.

Iron Man: I'll hack into their security. Hulk: HULK SMASH DOOR! Thor: I'll silence their guards. Captain America: What's a microwave?

4. This Hawkeye burn.

AVENGERS ASSEMBLE THOR - "here" HULK - "here" IRON MAN - "here" CAPT. AMERICA - "here" USELESS ARROW GUY - ... I SAID- HAWKEYE- I HEARD YOU

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5. This point that villains haven't seemed to pick up on.

I think comic book bad guys have the right idea, aiming their weapons directly at Captain America's shield. That's probably his weak point.

7. This plausible conversation between Spider-Man and the Avengers.

Spider-Man: Hi! What have you been up to? Avengers: Saving the world from cyborg aliens. You? Spider-Man: Fought a guy in a rhino outf-- nm.

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10. Seriously, Steve.

Iron Man: We keep killing civilians. Maybe the U.N. should put some checks in place. Captain America: I love Bucky and being a criminal.

12. This unexplained plot point from Avengers Assemble.

Tony Stark and the Avengers silently eat shawarma. "Oh, I have a friend with an Iron Man suit too" Tony says. "He would have come in handy."

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13. This pre-Civil War imagining of what a Spider-Man and Avengers crossover would be like.

[updated draft for next avengers] AVENGERS: hi SPIDERMAN: [listenimg to SONY walkman] wat sory i cant hear u im listening to my SONY walkman

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19. These incredibly accurate descriptions of some of the Avengers.

IRON MAN: *blasts villain with beams* THOR: *swings mighty hammer and creates a storm* CAPTAIN AMERICA: America! Yeah! Hell yeah!

20. This shade at DC.

Yeah, Spider-Man is cool. But I'm really looking forward to "Batman vs. Superman vs. Frowning All the Time."