19 Times Sean Lock Took Absurdism To New Levels

    "For me, shoes are just a barrier between dog shit and my socks."

    1. When he described a normal day in his life.

    2. When he perfectly described Piers Morgan.

    3. And when he basically told Jeremy Clarkson to eat shit.

    4. When he knew exactly what the hardest job is.

    5. When he expressed his greatest fear.

    6. The time he appeared on Deal or No Deal with a questionable charity.

    7. When he perfectly describe the look of whatever the hell this thing is.

    8. When he showed us his awards.

    9. Which included this excellent one:

    10. When he let us in on a conspiracy theory.

    11. When he shared his musical opinions.

    12. And had some valid concerns about a music video.

    13. When he summed up shoes.

    14. The time his parenting skills were questioned.

    15. When he didn't get what he wanted for Christmas.

    16. And when his lies weren't exactly common.

    17. When he gave out some great economic advice.

    18. When his logic was flawless.

    19. And finally, when he was forced to set up a twitter account.