1. When they gave the country what they were crying out for: Gogglebox socks.
FYI ASOS have you covered if you want to buy anyone a really weird gift
2. When they tried to sell you your old gym shorts.
Asos are trying to sell my old school's PE shorts for £20 by calling them vintage 😂
3. When they started selling flat cat handbags.
😭 k I'm going now RT @ladysov: Errrr..was just browsing asos and see this LOL..worst bag ever..it's a flat cat?! #wtf
4. When they offered up the Cara Delevingne look in the form of a hat.
How to be Cara [€15.62 ASOS]
5. When they made a fashion statement out of religious headwear.
Wtf asos
6. When they started selling this super classy ~blazer~.
The WTF blazer #ASOS. What do you think? http://t.co/IBvHdxRbLp
7. The time they sold these holy shoes:
#wtf #asos
8. And actually hired the J-Man himself.
Remember this week that ASOS Jesus died for your fashion sins.
9. When they did the impossible and made the onesie even more ridiculous.
WTF Asos?
10. When they invented a new way of wearing a bumbag.
Searching for a bumbag and come across this...wtf asos 😂
11. When they had your Care Bear fashion needs covered.
wtf is this asos😭😂
12. When wannabe superheroes finally had a place to shop.
Just browsing asos and this happened wtf why 😂😂😂
13. When the roadkill look was completely in vogue.
WTF ?! Il y a vraiment des gens pour acheter ce truc ? #asos
14. When guinea pig fans were given an outlet to share their rodent love.
Asos? Wtf is this?
15. When they sold what was essentially lingerie for the eyes.
Are ASOS joking?
16. When these £116 jeans came missing half their denim.
These asos people are on a joking stuvvss £116 for what my little cousin would gladly tear for free edakun oh.
17. When this was their definition of sexy.
Back in stock on asos Babs @Archer_Samantha 😂😂😳wtf
18. When they stocked a pendant large enough to actually crucify a small child.
Pendant ce temps, sur #Asos... #WTF
19. And finally when whatever the hell these things are hit their virtual shelves.
WTF con estos lentes? jajaja #asos