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What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? A Christmas quacker

What happens if you eat tinsel?
You get tinsellitis

Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can "ho ho ho"

What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle

Why don't penguins fly? Because they're not tall enough to be pilots

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A mince spy

What do angry mice send each other at Christmas? Cross-mouse cards

How do you know when Santa's in the room? You can sense his presents

What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Can you smell carrots

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