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Choose A Cracker, Receive A Terrible Joke

Because what's Christmas without a groan-worthy pun?

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Choose A Cracker, Receive A Terrible Joke

You got: What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? A Christmas quacker
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? A Christmas quacker
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You got: What happens if you eat tinsel? You get tinsellitis
What happens if you eat tinsel?
You get tinsellitis
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You got: Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can "ho ho ho"
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can "ho ho ho"
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You got: What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle
What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle
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You got: Why don't penguins fly? Because they're not tall enough to be pilots
Why don't penguins fly? Because they're not tall enough to be pilots
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You got: Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A mince spy
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A mince spy
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You got: What do angry mice send each other at Christmas? Cross-mouse cards
What do angry mice send each other at Christmas? Cross-mouse cards
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You got: How do you know when Santa's in the room? You can sense his presents
How do you know when Santa's in the room? You can sense his presents
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You got: What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Can you smell carrots
What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Can you smell carrots
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