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    If The Characters Of "Game Of Thrones" Had The Internet

    Relationship status: Dead.

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    Arya Stark

    Pinterest / HBO / Jamie Jones / BuzzFeed

    Friends of lovely little Arya Stark would be in for a nasty shock if they tracked her down on Pinterest. The inner workings of her fucked up, hellbent-on-revenge mind would clash horribly with all the pretty photos of hipster bedrooms and avocado on toast.

    Jon Snow / HBO / Jamie Jones / BuzzFeed

    Jon Snow would have literally the most disappointing – but also ~intriguing~ – Ancestry page ever. He would obsess over his family tree late at night, searching for any clues he could find as to the identity of his mysterious long-lost mother.

    Joffrey Baratheon

    Instagram / HBO / Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeed

    Joffrey would proudly flaunt his violent tendencies and love of lethal weapons on Insta for all his loyal subjects to see. Despite being 100% a massive twat, he would have shitloads of followers, all of whom would like his pictures in the hope that he wouldn't hunt them in a forest with a crossbow.

    Stannis Baratheon

    GoFundMe / HBO / Jamie Jones / BuzzFeed

    Who needs the Iron Bank when you can ask the internet for financial support to help aide your war effort? #HelpStannis

    Daenerys Targaryen

    Facebook / HBO / Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeed

    Dany would humblebrag about her three beautiful babies on Facebook, faux-blushing when she was nominated for the Motherhood Challenge. As a tough and inspirational single working mum, who knows how to lean-the-fuck-in, she would build up a loyal following of fellow feminists, battling to have it all in this patriarchal society.

    Cersei Lannister

    Google / Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeed

    Cersei’s deeply dodgy internet history would get her locked up by the Faith of the Seven quicker than you can say, “mother but also aunt”.

    Brotherhood Without Banners / HBO / Jamie Jones / BuzzFeed

    The guerilla group Brotherhood Without Banners would clutter up your inbox with their pleas for generous support via endless online petitions. Forget about saving the bees, the smallfolk need you!!

    Tyrion Lannister

    Twitter / HBO / Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeed

    Tyrion would absolutely own it on Twitter with his killer one liners and dark wit. He would have a shit ton of followers, but be annoyingly selective with who he follows. He'd let the people come to him.

    Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish

    WhatsApp / HBO / Jamie Jones / BuzzFeed

    Littlefinger would be the shadiest WhatsApp user in the Seven Kingdoms, but his double-dealing would quickly get out of control in the age of the internet when he accidentally messages the wrong person.

    Ramsay Bolton

    YouTube / HBO / Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeed

    Ramsay Bolton would be a classic internet troll, stalking YouTube comment sections to hate on literally everything he finds.


    LinkedIn / HBO / Jamie Jones / BuzzFeed

    Varys would be one of the few people on the planet you'd actually want to send you a LinkedIn invite. He would be the most super-connected man of all time, citing the rich and famous as his closest friends. He would definitely be on the list to Elton John's Oscar party.

    Lysa Arryn

    Mumsnet / Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeed

    Catelyn Stark's sister Lysa, would be an avid Mumsnet user, logging on late into the night to proclaim that breast is ALWAYS best.

    Bran Stark

    Snapchat, Inc. / HBO / Jamie Jones / BuzzFeed

    With a bunch of fun Snapchat filters to keep him amused, Bran could show off his special powers from the comfort of his front room, rather than having to travel on Hodor's back for many long, agonising months to hang out with a load of weird children in a tree.

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