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17 Of The Most Amazingly Danny Dyer Insults Of All Time

"Mate you look like an earthworm that's whacked a hoodie on."

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Mate you look like an Earthworm who's whacked a Hoodie on. https://t.co/bzKX4mGOkX

2. "You look like ya face should be on the side of a gothic building."

@KTHopkins No I agree...especially when you look like ya face should be on the side of a gothic building..have a nice day ya daft sexist ya.

3. "Melt."

@chrisguest541 Hope you've learnt a lesson. Don't give it if you can't take it. Melt.

4. "Fat melt."

“@JamesJADuncan: @MrDDyer Danny I just want to smack you mate, with Bobby killed you instead you muppet”

5. "It must kill you to look like a really soapy fat version of me."

So it must kill you to look like a really soapy fat shit version of me. https://t.co/9SmRujKYUn

Just looked up the word Johnventers and it means a man with a tiny impotent prick. https://t.co/AWzlROHceE

7. "They are remaking the Elephant man as it goes. His nasty ugly brother. I'll b in touch."

Must b a nightmare. I think they are remaking the Elephant man as it goes. His nasty ugly brother. I'll b in touch. https://t.co/iU3Zb1Qbek

8. "One day they will invent an ever lasting gob stopper and your mind will finally be at peace"

I know I know...At least one day they will invent an ever lasting gob stopper and your mind will finally be at peace https://t.co/loCFY2UsZA

9. "Dry slice."

Thanks ya dry slice.......much appreciated. ;) https://t.co/o6YQSYuerO

10. "You're"

“@LiamFlynn1875: @MrDDyer why were u on ringside?Absolute madness ridiculous your a plum . Who's bright idea was that

11. "You have a fat boat coz ya love putting grub down ya Gregory."

“@GrahamDuncan4: his rhyming slang is pretty naff!!”

12. "You have the looks wit and charm of a slightly comatosed tramp."

I do wish you'd pipe down my lord. You're very rich but you have the looks wit and charm of a slightly comatosed tramp....@Lord_Sugar

13. "I just.......don't know where to start with this bollocky tweet."

Oh Dan-Boy..........I just.......don't know where to start with this bollocky tweet......;) https://t.co/8X5H0uhDM6

“@wezlyons: @MrDDyer is Thursday you daft cockney twat.”

15. "Enjoy ya day Geth."

@Gethin19 Terrible innit. Well at least my name ain't Gethin eh. Small mercys. Enjoy ya day Geth.

16. "You're a bit of a cock. With a couple of GCSEs about ya."

@ryanheir88 @koorber_mary very simple. Just means you're a bit of a cock. With a couple of GCSEs about ya. Gutted you support the irons.

17. "I'd pay you a compliment coz I know it upsets ya.....diddums.....but I'll be bollocked if I can think of one."

@KTHopkins I'd pay you a compliment coz I know it upsets ya.....diddums.....but I'll be bollocked if I can think of one.

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