Buzz·Posted on 4 Aug 201517 Of The Most Amazingly Danny Dyer Insults Of All Time"Mate you look like an earthworm that's whacked a hoodie on."by by Jamie JonesBuzzFeed Staff, by Sian ButcherBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. "You look like an earthworm who's whacked a hoodie on." Danny Dyer @MrDDyer Mate you look like an Earthworm who's whacked a Hoodie on. https://t.co/bzKX4mGOkX 06:34 PM - 28 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. "You look like ya face should be on the side of a gothic building." Danny Dyer @MrDDyer @KTHopkins No I agree...especially when you look like ya face should be on the side of a gothic building..have a nice day ya daft sexist ya. 10:07 AM - 02 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. "Melt." Danny Dyer @MrDDyer @chrisguest541 Hope you've learnt a lesson. Don't give it if you can't take it. Melt. 03:27 PM - 02 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. "Fat melt." Danny Dyer @MrDDyer “@JamesJADuncan: @MrDDyer Danny I just want to smack you mate, with Bobby killed you instead you muppet” 10:23 PM - 19 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. "It must kill you to look like a really soapy fat version of me." Danny Dyer @MrDDyer So it must kill you to look like a really soapy fat shit version of me. https://t.co/9SmRujKYUn 06:30 PM - 28 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. "A man with a tiny impotent prick." Danny Dyer @MrDDyer Just looked up the word Johnventers and it means a man with a tiny impotent prick. https://t.co/AWzlROHceE 02:30 PM - 02 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. "They are remaking the Elephant man as it goes. His nasty ugly brother. I'll b in touch." Danny Dyer @MrDDyer Must b a nightmare. I think they are remaking the Elephant man as it goes. His nasty ugly brother. I'll b in touch. https://t.co/iU3Zb1Qbek 01:31 PM - 28 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. "One day they will invent an ever lasting gob stopper and your mind will finally be at peace" Danny Dyer @MrDDyer I know I know...At least one day they will invent an ever lasting gob stopper and your mind will finally be at peace https://t.co/loCFY2UsZA 04:48 PM - 23 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. "Dry slice." Danny Dyer @MrDDyer Thanks ya dry slice.......much appreciated. ;) https://t.co/o6YQSYuerO 10:59 PM - 27 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. "You're" Danny Dyer @MrDDyer “@LiamFlynn1875: @MrDDyer why were u on ringside?Absolute madness ridiculous your a plum . Who's bright idea was that 09:08 AM - 05 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. "You have a fat boat coz ya love putting grub down ya Gregory." Danny Dyer @MrDDyer “@GrahamDuncan4: his rhyming slang is pretty naff!!” 01:23 PM - 05 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. "You have the looks wit and charm of a slightly comatosed tramp." Danny Dyer @MrDDyer I do wish you'd pipe down my lord. You're very rich but you have the looks wit and charm of a slightly comatosed tramp....@Lord_Sugar 07:08 PM - 10 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. "I just.......don't know where to start with this bollocky tweet." Danny Dyer @MrDDyer Oh Dan-Boy..........I just.......don't know where to start with this bollocky tweet......;) https://t.co/8X5H0uhDM6 04:36 PM - 23 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. "Clever bollocks." Danny Dyer @MrDDyer “@wezlyons: @MrDDyer is Thursday you daft cockney twat.” 06:48 PM - 08 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. "Enjoy ya day Geth." Danny Dyer @MrDDyer @Gethin19 Terrible innit. Well at least my name ain't Gethin eh. Small mercys. Enjoy ya day Geth. 07:15 AM - 20 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. "You're a bit of a cock. With a couple of GCSEs about ya." Danny Dyer @MrDDyer @ryanheir88 @koorber_mary very simple. Just means you're a bit of a cock. With a couple of GCSEs about ya. Gutted you support the irons. 08:18 PM - 28 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. "I'd pay you a compliment coz I know it upsets ya.....diddums.....but I'll be bollocked if I can think of one." Danny Dyer @MrDDyer @KTHopkins I'd pay you a compliment coz I know it upsets ya.....diddums.....but I'll be bollocked if I can think of one. 11:20 AM - 02 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite If Danny Dyer’s Tweets Were Motivational Posters