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    Aug 4, 2015

    17 Of The Most Amazingly Danny Dyer Insults Of All Time

    "Mate you look like an earthworm that's whacked a hoodie on."

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    1. "You look like an earthworm who's whacked a hoodie on."

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    Mate you look like an Earthworm who's whacked a Hoodie on. https://t.co/bzKX4mGOkX

    2. "You look like ya face should be on the side of a gothic building."

    @KTHopkins No I agree...especially when you look like ya face should be on the side of a gothic building..have a nice day ya daft sexist ya.

    3. "Melt."

    @chrisguest541 Hope you've learnt a lesson. Don't give it if you can't take it. Melt.

    4. "Fat melt."

    “@JamesJADuncan: @MrDDyer Danny I just want to smack you mate, with Bobby killed you instead you muppet”

    5. "It must kill you to look like a really soapy fat version of me."

    So it must kill you to look like a really soapy fat shit version of me. https://t.co/9SmRujKYUn

    6. "A man with a tiny impotent prick."

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    Just looked up the word Johnventers and it means a man with a tiny impotent prick. https://t.co/AWzlROHceE

    7. "They are remaking the Elephant man as it goes. His nasty ugly brother. I'll b in touch."

    Must b a nightmare. I think they are remaking the Elephant man as it goes. His nasty ugly brother. I'll b in touch. https://t.co/iU3Zb1Qbek

    8. "One day they will invent an ever lasting gob stopper and your mind will finally be at peace"

    I know I know...At least one day they will invent an ever lasting gob stopper and your mind will finally be at peace https://t.co/loCFY2UsZA

    9. "Dry slice."

    Thanks ya dry slice.......much appreciated. ;) https://t.co/o6YQSYuerO

    10. "You're"

    “@LiamFlynn1875: @MrDDyer why were u on ringside?Absolute madness ridiculous your a plum . Who's bright idea was that

    11. "You have a fat boat coz ya love putting grub down ya Gregory."

    “@GrahamDuncan4: his rhyming slang is pretty naff!!”

    12. "You have the looks wit and charm of a slightly comatosed tramp."

    I do wish you'd pipe down my lord. You're very rich but you have the looks wit and charm of a slightly comatosed tramp....@Lord_Sugar

    13. "I just.......don't know where to start with this bollocky tweet."

    Oh Dan-Boy..........I just.......don't know where to start with this bollocky tweet......;) https://t.co/8X5H0uhDM6

    14. "Clever bollocks."

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    “@wezlyons: @MrDDyer is Thursday you daft cockney twat.”

    15. "Enjoy ya day Geth."

    @Gethin19 Terrible innit. Well at least my name ain't Gethin eh. Small mercys. Enjoy ya day Geth.

    16. "You're a bit of a cock. With a couple of GCSEs about ya."

    @ryanheir88 @koorber_mary very simple. Just means you're a bit of a cock. With a couple of GCSEs about ya. Gutted you support the irons.

    17. "I'd pay you a compliment coz I know it upsets ya.....diddums.....but I'll be bollocked if I can think of one."

    @KTHopkins I'd pay you a compliment coz I know it upsets ya.....diddums.....but I'll be bollocked if I can think of one.

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