A smiling, short, smug bastardA happy, little, arrogant prick.A member of the waterfowl family Anatidae.
"What a happy little arrogant prick of a duck................. "
Don't let the knowledge drown the fuck out of ya.Just get ya nut down and do what needs to be done.Make a revision plan, but try and keep things in perspective – stressing and worrying will just unnecessarily use up energy. Good luck!
"Just get ya nut down and do what needs to be done."
You've Been Framed!Via ITVShakespeareVia Keystone / Stringer
"I know how fucking stupid this makes me sound but I would rather watch back to back episodes of You've been Framed than read Shakespeare."
MondayWednesdayOn a weekend, when one is less likely to be in work the following day.
"Anyway as it's a Wednesday one should probably get off ones nut......Downtown abbey style."
It's on drugs.It's been at the Lambrini.It's clearly been sculpted to look this way.
"Here's a tree on drugs.......goodnight my loves. ;)"
The ratThe main human chefThe restaurant criticVia Pixar
"Just watched Ratatouille with the Littlen.........fuck me I was rooting for that rat........"
"Who cares if a pint is half full or empty – just top the fucker up.""If we didn't have thumbs we could never enjoy eating a sandwich.""Cogito, ergo sum."
"If we didn't have thumbs we could never enjoy eating a sandwich..... #Sundaycomedownphilosophy"
They fuck right off.They twat around in a circle.They casually change colour to a more yellowish hue.
"This'll take ya mind off the creepy bollocks...stare at the cross in the middle watch the pink dots fuck right off..."
Strapped to a great big massive fuck off rocket.Punted over the neighbour's bastard fence.Through the appropriate recycling avenues, which vary depending on county.
"Roll on bonfire night..........it's gonna get strapped to a great big massive fuck off Rocket so it can join the other Furbys in the sky..."
It makes your nuts go all tingly.It gives you a fuzzy fanny.The beautiful symmetry brings you a mild feeling of satisfaction.
"Now this gives me a fuzzy fanny....goodnight and God bless."
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