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How Similar To Danny Dyer Are You?

Are you the man himself or just an arrogant prick?

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  1. 1. How would you describe this duck?

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    A smiling, short, smug bastard
    A happy, little, arrogant prick.
    A member of the waterfowl family Anatidae.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "What a happy little arrogant prick of a duck................. "

    "What a happy little arrogant prick of a duck................. "
    Via Twitter: @mrddyer
  2. 2.

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    Don't let the knowledge drown the fuck out of ya.
    Just get ya nut down and do what needs to be done.
    Make a revision plan, but try and keep things in perspective – stressing and worrying will just unnecessarily use up energy. Good luck!
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "Just get ya nut down and do what needs to be done."

    "Just get ya nut down and do what needs to be done."
    Via Twitter: @MrDDyer
  3. 3. You've Been Framed! or Shakespeare?

    <i>You've Been Framed!</i>
    Via ITV
    You've Been Framed!
    Via ITV
    Shakespeare
    Via Keystone / Stringer
    Shakespeare
    Via Keystone / Stringer
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "I know how fucking stupid this makes me sound but I would rather watch back to back episodes of You've been Framed than read Shakespeare."

    "I know how fucking stupid this makes me sound but I would rather watch back to back episodes of You've been Framed than read Shakespeare."
    Via Twitter: @mrddyer
  4. 4.

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    Monday
    Wednesday
    On a weekend, when one is less likely to be in work the following day.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "Anyway as it's a Wednesday one should probably get off ones nut......Downtown abbey style."

    "Anyway as it's a Wednesday one should probably get off ones nut......Downtown abbey style."
    Via Twitter: @MrDDyer
  5. 5. Why does this tree look the way it does?

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    It's on drugs.
    It's been at the Lambrini.
    It's clearly been sculpted to look this way.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "Here's a tree on drugs.......goodnight my loves. ;)"

    "Here's a tree on drugs.......goodnight my loves. ;)"
    Via Twitter: @MrDDyer
  6. 6. Who did you root for in the movie Ratatouille?

    The rat
    The rat
    The main human chef
    The main human chef
    The restaurant critic
    Via Pixar
    The restaurant critic
    Via Pixar
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "Just watched Ratatouille with the Littlen.........fuck me I was rooting for that rat........"

    "Just watched Ratatouille with the 
Littlen.........fuck me I was rooting for that rat........"
    Via Twitter: @mrddyer
  7. 7. Choose a philosophical quote:

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    "Who cares if a pint is half full or empty – just top the fucker up."
    "If we didn't have thumbs we could never enjoy eating a sandwich."
    "Cogito, ergo sum."
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "If we didn't have thumbs we could never enjoy eating a sandwich..... #Sundaycomedownphilosophy"

    "If we didn't have thumbs we could never enjoy eating a sandwich..... #Sundaycomedownphilosophy"
    Via Twitter: @MrDDyer
  8. 8. If you stare at the black cross, what happens to the pink dots in this image?

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    They fuck right off.
    They twat around in a circle.
    They casually change colour to a more yellowish hue.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "This'll take ya mind off the creepy bollocks...stare at the cross in the middle watch the pink dots fuck right off..."

    "This'll take ya mind off the creepy bollocks...stare at the cross in the middle watch the pink dots fuck right off..."
    Via Twitter: @mrddyer
  9. 9.

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    Strapped to a great big massive fuck off rocket.
    Punted over the neighbour's bastard fence.
    Through the appropriate recycling avenues, which vary depending on county.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "Roll on bonfire night..........it's gonna get strapped to a great big massive fuck off Rocket so it can join the other Furbys in the sky..."

    "Roll on bonfire night..........it's gonna get strapped to a great big massive fuck off Rocket so it can join the other Furbys in the sky..."
    Via Twitter: @mrddyer
  10. 10. How does this image make you feel?

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    It makes your nuts go all tingly.
    It gives you a fuzzy fanny.
    The beautiful symmetry brings you a mild feeling of satisfaction.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "Now this gives me a fuzzy fanny....goodnight and God bless."

    "Now this gives me a fuzzy fanny....goodnight and God bless."
    Via Twitter: @MrDDyer

How Similar To Danny Dyer Are You?

Not at all Danny Dyer

There's no mugging us off, you couldn't be less Danny Dyer if you tried.

Not at all Danny Dyer
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Very Danny Dyer

You're no arrogant prick, and you're not too far off being the man himself. You've rung the bell, son. Nice one!

Very Danny Dyer
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Literally Danny Dyer

You answered all the questions in exactly the same way Danny Dyer would, which can mean only one thing: You are literally Danny fucking Dyer. Double nice.

Literally Danny Dyer
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