A smiling, short, smug bastardA happy, little, arrogant prick.A member of the waterfowl family Anatidae.
"What a happy little arrogant prick of a duck................. "
Don't let the knowledge drown the fuck out of ya.Just get ya nut down and do what needs to be done.Make a revision plan, but try and keep things in perspective – stressing and worrying will just unnecessarily use up energy. Good luck!
"Just get ya nut down and do what needs to be done."
You've Been Framed!Via ITVShakespeareVia Keystone / Stringer
"I know how fucking stupid this makes me sound but I would rather watch back to back episodes of You've been Framed than read Shakespeare."
MondayWednesdayOn a weekend, when one is less likely to be in work the following day.
"Anyway as it's a Wednesday one should probably get off ones nut......Downtown abbey style."
It's on drugs.It's been at the Lambrini.It's clearly been sculpted to look this way.
"Here's a tree on drugs.......goodnight my loves. ;)"
The ratThe main human chefThe restaurant criticVia Pixar
"Just watched Ratatouille with the Littlen.........fuck me I was rooting for that rat........"
"Who cares if a pint is half full or empty – just top the fucker up.""If we didn't have thumbs we could never enjoy eating a sandwich.""Cogito, ergo sum."
"If we didn't have thumbs we could never enjoy eating a sandwich..... #Sundaycomedownphilosophy"
They fuck right off.They twat around in a circle.They casually change colour to a more yellowish hue.
"This'll take ya mind off the creepy bollocks...stare at the cross in the middle watch the pink dots fuck right off..."
Strapped to a great big massive fuck off rocket.Punted over the neighbour's bastard fence.Through the appropriate recycling avenues, which vary depending on county.
"Roll on bonfire night..........it's gonna get strapped to a great big massive fuck off Rocket so it can join the other Furbys in the sky..."
It makes your nuts go all tingly.It gives you a fuzzy fanny.The beautiful symmetry brings you a mild feeling of satisfaction.
"Now this gives me a fuzzy fanny....goodnight and God bless."
How Similar To Danny Dyer Are You?
There's no mugging us off, you couldn't be less Danny Dyer if you tried.
You're no arrogant prick, and you're not too far off being the man himself. You've rung the bell, son. Nice one!
You answered all the questions in exactly the same way Danny Dyer would, which can mean only one thing: You are literally Danny fucking Dyer. Double nice.