A shitty paint job.Flickr: 92622665@N08 / Creative CommonsA 3-door set up.ThinkstockNo CD player.Flickr: joits / Creative CommonsA window that wouldn’t open.ThinkstockA missing wheel cover.Flickr: tsayles / Creative CommonsA sarcastic nickname.ThinkstockInsurance that cost more than the car.ThinkstockA broken heater.ThinkstockA dent.ThinkstockA scratch.ThinkstockTorn seat covers.ThinkstockAn improvised security system.ThinkstockA leaky sunroof.Flickr: jpmatth / Creative CommonsA tree air-freshener.Flickr: booleansplit / Creative CommonsFuzzy dice.Flickr: booleansplit / Creative CommonsNo leg room.Flickr: stephalicious / Creative CommonsA bumper sticker.ThinkstockAn unidentified smell.Flickr: mad_african78 / Creative CommonsAn unidentified water leak.Flickr: w2scott / Creative CommonsNo air-con.ThinkstockA failed MOT certificate.ThinkstockRubbish in the footwells.Flickr: michellebflickr / Creative CommonsA spoiler.Flickr: big-ashb / Creative CommonsNo car mats.Flickr: big-ashb / Creative CommonsAn engine fault.ThinkstockNo storage space.Endemol UKWindow decals.Rust.Flickr: ceekay / Creative CommonsAn excessively smokey exhaust.Flickr: armydre2008 / Creative CommonsNo valve caps.Novelty valve caps.Flickr: sleepycatphotography / Creative CommonsA missing gear knob.A custom paint job.
How Crap Was Your First Car?
For a first car yours was pretty impressive. Not crap at all, really.
Your first car wasn't too crap. Pretty much the standard fair for a first vehicle.
Your first car was pretty crap. It definitely wasn't one people would want to be seen in.
Your car was really crap. Seriously, did it ever even run?