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You'll meet on a search to find the treasure that will win his heart.
Thirst Level: 2 Cups of Fresh Rainwater
You'll meet after you both search for where you threw your towels.
Thirst Level: All The Water In That Shower
You'll meet in a castle you both tried to conquer for the other's honor.
Thirst Level: A Good Portion of That Castle's Moat
You'll meet on the crew deck just before you set out on a journey to complete their romance quest line.
Thirst Level: The Ships Entire Supply of H2O
You'll meet them while playfully trading grab moves during a match you hope will never end.
Thirst Level: All The Water in Every Glacier That Exists
You'll meet while thoroughly drying his freshly bathed calf.
Thirst Level: Every Drop of Water He's Ever Bathed In
You'll meet and instantly attract zombies because you can't stop whispering sweet nothings into each others ears.
Thirst Level: All The Drinkable Water Left On The Planet
You'll meet while gently dressing each other in slow motion before a giant demon attacks.
Thirst Level: All The Drinkable + The Undrinkable Water
You'll meet while going v fast.
Thirst Level: Every inch of 8-bit Liquid in Every Single Sega Sea