10. You’ll pine for a sweet embrace from the insane biceps on the Tekken 7 roster.
You’ll meet them and by hypnotized by the particle effects softly caressing their hot bods.
Thirst Level: 1 Glass of Delicious Ice Water
9. You’ll let your heart get broken over and over by the original fuck boi in Uncharted 4.
You’ll meet on a search to find the treasure that will win his heart.
Thirst Level: 2 Cups of Fresh Rainwater
8. You can immerse yourself in Ethan’s towel-free attitude in Heavy Rain.
You’ll meet after you both search for where you threw your towels.
Thirst Level: All The Water In That Shower
7. Your elf-dwarf fantasies will come true in Dragon Age: Inquisition.
You’ll meet in a castle you both tried to conquer for the other’s honor.
Thirst Level: A Good Portion of That Castle’s Moat
6. Or you can feel that alien sci-fi thirst in Mass Effect 3.
You’ll meet on the crew deck just before you set out on a journey to complete their romance quest line.
Thirst Level: The Ships Entire Supply of H2O
5. You’ll be completely dehydrated by Street Fighter V.
You’ll meet them while playfully trading grab moves during a match you hope will never end.
Thirst Level: All The Water in Every Glacier That Exists
4. Geralt from The Witcher 3 will be your shirtless oasis in a desert of virtual clothes.
You’ll meet while thoroughly drying his freshly bathed calf.
Thirst Level: Every Drop of Water He’s Ever Bathed In
3. You’ll intensify your dad thirst with Joel from The Last of Us.
You’ll meet and instantly attract zombies because you can’t stop whispering sweet nothings into each others ears.
Thirst Level: All The Drinkable Water Left On The Planet
2. Start off with the hunk that is Dante from Devil May Cry.
You’ll meet while gently dressing each other in slow motion before a giant demon attacks.
Thirst Level: All The Drinkable + The Undrinkable Water
1. Or, literally, just play anything w/ Sonic. ~*swoon*~
You’ll meet while going v fast.
Thirst Level: Every inch of 8-bit Liquid in Every Single Sega Sea
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