Buzz·Posted on Jun 20, 2017If The 50 States Were People At A PartyIt's a party in the USA.by Jake KaplanBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Texas: The bouncer. Indiana: The party host. Delaware: First to arrive. Georgia: Dies at the pregame. New York: The DJ. Massachusetts: The bartender. Maryland: Overdressed. Kansas: Dresses for the theme. Pennsylvania: Comes in pajamas. Mississippi: Takes off an article of clothing with each drink. Vermont: The hipster. Louisiana and Nevada: The beer pong champs. West Virginia: The keg stand record holder. Rhode Island: The wallflower. Alaska: The first to go home. Michigan: The first to throw up. Wyoming: The friend who holds hair back. Arizona: The first to fall asleep. Idaho: Leaves the party to get food. Wisconsin: The social butterfly. Tennessee: Flirts with everyone. New Jersey: The dancing queen. Alabama: Sings at the top of their lungs. Washington: Starts philosophical discussions. Utah: Starts roasting everyone. New Mexico: Tells everyone they're their best friend. Illinois: Always down for shots. Connecticut: The wine drinker. Minnesota: The beer drinker. Ohio: The vodka drinker. Kentucky: The whiskey drinker. South Carolina: The fun-but-sloppy drunk. Nebraska: The happy drunk. California: The fearless drunk. Arkansas: The emotional drunk. Montana: The lightweight. Oklahoma: The heavyweight. Maine: Sober. Florida: Blackout. Colorado: High. North and South Dakota: ~That~ couple. Iowa and Missouri: Gets in a fight. North Carolina: On their phone the whole time. Virginia: The photographer/snapchatter. Oregon: Makes a toast. Hawaii: The hype person.
