Last night, we all watched the Season 2 finale of The White Lotus, and I think it's safe to say we are all STILL PROCESSING!
In the end, I think the show wrapped up beautifully, but don't just take my word for it! Here's what Twitter had to say about the explosive ending to our little adventure in Sicily.
****MAJOR AND IMMEDIATE SPOILERS AHEAD****
1. The Season 2 finale really gave us everything we could have wanted!
“This finale had everything: fist fights, open relationships, stolen phones, uncle fuckers, white men getting scammed, a Jennifer Coolidge gay murder spree, and the worst yacht dismount you’ve ever seen.” #TheWhiteLotus #TheWhiteLotusHBO
2. Though it was not without its stressful moments.
the white lotus season finale was actually just an hour and 17 minute long panic attack
3. I was truly screaming at my TV out of DISMAY!
I can’t believe we all decided to be that tense for fun. Is this what watching sports is like? #WhiteLotus
4. But let's first look at the season's true "winners."
Daphne and Lucia are the strongest characters on #WhiteLotus. They know what this world is, make the most of it, and beat men at their own games.
5. Lucia really came out this season as my new shero.
- secured international clients ✅ - enjoyed resort amenities for free ✅ - smashed Cameron ✅ - smashed Albie ✅ - got a slimy dude to cough up 50k ✅ You’re a winner, baby. #TheWhiteLotus
6. With her girl Mia right by her side.
they gatekeeped, gaslighted and girlbossed #TheWhiteLotus #TheWhiteLotusHBO
(Honorable mention to the "bad man" who was just this lil' boy hotel worker the whole time. LMAOOO.)
7.
mia and lucia leaving the white lotus
8.
me after witnessing lucia and mia scam albie and his family #WhiteLotus #thewhitelotus
9. Moving on to Daphne, our other undeniable MVP.
emailing my psychiatrist like…i want whatever she’s on #TheWhiteLotusHBO
10.
Ethan, Harper and Cameron going thru five stages of grief over who cheated on who with whom and why Daphne: #WhiteLotus
11. And let's talk about the ACTING, babe! Like, wut?
She didn’t say anything for 30 seconds and yet she said so fucking much. #TheWhiteLotus https://t.co/v7lQuqGpxc
12. Valentina made herstory.
Congrats to the first lesbian on TV to have a happy ending #WhiteLotus
13. And got to live her best life.
Valentina showed up to the desk like: #TheWhiteLotus
14. While Harper and Ethan seemed to figure out some shit (at least for now, LOL).
they just needed to CHEAT #TheWhiteLotus
15.
Cinematic parallels. #TheWhiteLotus
16. Now on to the losers of the season...
the moment the digrasso men are lost to me is when the son let’s go of any notions of caring about his moms best interests just to get 50k to buy his Italian gf. just like that he chooses his fathers path #TheWhiteLotusHBO
17.
Turns out, you can! The DiGrasso mens legacy lives on🙃 #TheWhiteLotusHBO
18. Never been happier to be [redacted] years old.
if you still think your 20s are the best decade of your life, I urge you to watch The White Lotus and notice how little fun Portia and Albie are having. An accurate portrayal.
19.
portia and albie leaving sicily together #thewhitelotus
20.
Portia & Albie on the plane ride back from Sicily #TheWhiteLotus
21. And of course, Portia was doin' Portia right to the bitter end.
I have been so forgiving of the Portia wardrobe but I fully lost my shit laughing at the scarf tied on the baseball cap at the end
22.
which feud was more violent: cam v. ethan or portia v. the aesthetics of beauty ?
23.
Portia at the gate for her flight #TheWhiteLotus #thewhitelotusfinale
24. We need a White Lotus: All Stars season.
they would have eaten her alive
25. Girl, you saw what happened with Paolo!!
Portia watched all that Lizzie McGuire and didn’t learn to not trust men in Italy??
26. But she couldn't be bothered.
portia while she thinks her boss is going to get murdered #TheWhiteLotus
27. What does every HBO show have in common?
house of dragon 🤝 the white lotus #thewhitelotus
28. But you gotta hand it to Portia and Tanya, because they did figure it out in the end.
Portia and Tanya connecting the dots
(What little good it did them, though, LOLLLL.)
29. Tanya was doomed from the start...
Me convincing myself before this episode that Tanya was going to be a recurring character throughout every season of #TheWhiteLotus
30. ...but was a babe from beginning to end.
jennifer coolidge in every scene of the white lotus
31. Her garbage husband had it out for her.
Greg when he needs his wife murdered #TheWhiteLotus
32. And so did the gays.
tanya this whole episode #TheWhiteLotus
33.
Taking our straight friends out at the beginning of the night vs end of the night.
34. At least she got her moment of badass-ery before...well...
tanya hearing a knock at the door: #whitelotus
35. ...this:
tanya trying to get off the yacht #TheWhiteLotus #WhiteLotus
36.
The fact that she saw him fully climb up the ladder onto the yacht and was still like, how do I get down? Operatic doomed heroine behavior boots the house down. #TheWhiteLotusHBO
37. She was a beautiful buffoon right to the end, and we salute her.
LOL “…so… is Greg having an affair?” #whitelotus
38. But what shocked us all the most was this:
the real plot twist of the white lotus was the two yale grads making it through the whole series before mentioning that they went to yale
39. And now we have one last request for HBO before Mike White starts writing Season 3:
Me asking HBO for longer seasons of The White Lotus