Austin Responds To The Texas Secession Attempt
If you agree with this petition, please sign. If not, at least read for comedic value. But seriously, we're serious.The Petition Reads: "WE PETITION THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION TO: Peacefully grant the city of Austin Texas to withdraw from the state of Texas and remain part of the United States. Austin Texas continues to suffer difficulties stemming from the lack of civil, religious, and political freedoms imposed upon the city by less liberally minded Texans. It is entirely feasible for Austin to operate as its own state, within the United States, in the event that Texas is successful in the current bid to secede. It is important for Austin to remain in the union as to do so would protect it's citizens' standard of living and re-secure their rights and liberties in accordance with the original ideas and beliefs of our founding fathers. We would also like to annex Dublin Texas, Lockhart Texas, & Shiner Texas." Please grant us the right to BBQ, delicious soda, excellent beer... and our freedom.
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