JackCaroline

Sweet Martha's cookies from the Minnesota State Fair! Im not lying when I say they are so good I have my sister send some to me each time I miss the fair due to college. Also, it's a subtle classic, but chicken wild rice soup is ??

How about that time I was completely sober and cried over the possible extinction of polar bears in my university's dining hall

How about that time I was completely sober and cried about the possible extinction of polar bears in my university's dining hall

Dennis: Okay. Well, if I wasn't the coolest guy in the school, then why did you have to try to tear me down by sleeping with my prom date? Tim: I didn't sleep with your prom date. Dennis: YES YOU DID! Tim: No, I didn't. [points to Mac] Ronnie the Rat did. Dennis: Wait, what? Tim:… Read More

Cried when my friend jokingly asked "what if there aren't any more polar bears for you to save before you graduate?" at lunch in my university's dining hall. It had been a long week..

I just love how these people are offended enough to force baristas to put Merry Christmas on their cup, but are not offended enough to stop buying their $5 coffee..

USE USE USE your colleges counseling and DONT feel ashamed that you did! It is amazing what a neutral third person trained in helping your mental health is able to help you accomplish. Ignore the stigma that you're seen as weak, because you aren't. Reaching out for help shows greater… Read More

"She dealt her pretty words like Blades - How glittering they shone -" Emily Dickinson

The unwritten rule of a best friendship is that instead of judging my large appetite, you throw on your sweatpants and join me in eating dinner twice in one night.. Without food, best friendships crumble (recommendation: pizza followed by chipotle goes nicely together)