Typical met this guy in a bar story ..went back to his place and got down to business. I've had enough to drink that my "filter" is completely gone. I straddle him and am going to town, and when I look down he was making the worst, most contorted sex face I had ever seen. Indescribably…Â
I knew I was finished at one when I cried in the hospital wondering what in the hell I had just done! No sooner than I got her home from the hospital, people started asking when I was having another and my answer was, and will always be, NEVER! She's 13 now and I love her but I'm…Â
We have 2 dogs,a cat and a guinea pig!
Molly (dog 1)- Moo moo, meemers, mama, freckled ham, Mollykins, old lady
Charles (dog 2)- Charlie, choo choo, chi chi, pissy pants, choo choo magoo, dumb fucking asshole
Baxter (cat)-Baxter Bigsley, cat, fat ass, asshole, fat boy
Reese (guinea…Â
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